Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Shut up baby, I know it!

To shreds, you say?

To shreds, you say?

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore!"

I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

I'm 40% Futurama references

My go-to favourites are "Shut up baby, I know it" & "To shreds you say".

Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

Two live full-time in my brain:

1. "No dogfood for Victor tonight."
2. "That's a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface."

My manwich!

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

If I don't survive, tell my wife hello.

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

To shreds, you say‽

Good news, everyone!

Good news everyone!

To shreds you say?

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Good news, everyone!

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

you changed the result of the race by measuring it!

Even in contexts where it doesn’t make sense. That was my favorite bit.

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

All I know is my gut says maybe.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

At work: “Good news everyone!” when it is, in fact, not good news at all.

Technically correct, THE BEST KIND OF CORRECT!

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

That just raises further questions!

Cliche but I'm gonna make my own "insert thing" with hookers and blackjack. And I always use "stuff and junk" from Amy and Fry

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

Linearchaos top 10 futurama quotes:

10. Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?
9. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
8. Did everything just taste purple?
7. kill all humans
6. what?! My mother was a saint!
5. hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
4. Let me show you some of the different lengths of wire I used.
3. I was going to eat that mummy
2. now that's walkin' around money
1. Antiquing (boom)`___`

No I’m ….doesn’t.

I sometimes say 'why not zoidberg?' but usually do it for at least 1 raisin

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

At my work we have something called a scentometer, which is used for gauging how strong an odor is. You bet your ass I call it a smell-o-scope!

Nature is cruel and teaches us nothing!

Don't date robots!

We take out that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards! Checkmate

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

I'm 40% (insert thing)

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

PaZuZu

The professor calls out to his pet Griffin

I often say this because where I work we have many Izuzu brand trucks and the show never showed the name in the subtitles so I found it to be a similar sound. When I tell people what truck they are using I say it's the PaZuZu.

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

Change places!

Tell my wife.... Hello

Oh no, my superhero cream is out of itself.

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

"THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!"

A week WOULD be a little much…

You know that safe where you keep 10 grand? There's 5 grand in there!

Most times I startle my cat "I'm sorry, I thought you was corn."

I hate these filthy neutrals...

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Wooop woop woop woop woop scuttles out of the room

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

REMEMBER ME REMEMBER ME

every time I save a password

Stop exploding, you cowards!

A little lower. Too low...! Lower!

kill all humans!

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Fine, I'll make my own [thing] with blackjack, and hookers.

Don't you worry about [thing], let me worry about blank.

Woop woop woop woop woop woop!

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

Nobody drives in ____, there's too much traffic!

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

Antiquing?

No raisin for sure, you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), good news everyone, and snusnu.

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

"I thought you was corn". I say it whenever I startle someone.

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

"YOU HAVE A DEGREE IN BALONEY!"

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

What day is today?

The specific way Zapp says "Oh God, no!".

"You watched it! You can't un-watch it!"

"The Original Party Worm"

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

My Fry Fro is all frizzy.

El Zilcho... hey is it too late to change my superhero name?

"Damn it, my sunglasses were in there."

Oh fuff

You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

I already did!

This is quite a shock! On the other hand, it's not surprising in the least...

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Kiss my shiny metal ass!

just practicing my stabbing!