So happy this is something we left behind (mostly)

This!

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

One of those is not like the rest and doesn't truly deserve to be on the list – "username checks out". All the others provide absolutely no value, while "username checks out", at least, lets you notice a potential humorous situation which you might not have noticed otherwise.

We should probably stop masturbating the dead horse.

This!

I also choose this guy's dead complaints.

"r/woooosh"

I like those comments. Most funny posts become even funnier because of the comment section.

You people sound really bitter tbh.

Based

I also choose this guys wife.

Have my updoot....and my axe.

Edit: my top comment is about axe body spray.

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

Edit 3: my inbox has really blown up.

Based

I understand why it's not remembered positively, but this is what got me into Reddit. A bunch of dumbasses around the world sharing a sense of humour with other dumbasses on the other side.

It was funny. The threads were hilarious. I had tons of those old threads screenshotted for memories.

It gave Reddit the personality it had. The flawed, annoying, absolutely toxic yet truly remarkable personality it possessed.

I would love for Lemmy to have one of its own but I truly miss the absolute random bullshittery that Reddit had. I see it happen sometimes on Lemmy. And the hope that I'll get that feeling again keeps me on here.

I also choose this guy's dead wife

THIS

redditors are always creative with their comments

literally no one ever said that

This

I never understood why anyone would upvote these comments, or why no sub (that I know of) banned them.

so much THIS

Google en passant.

if i knew that my comment about koalas fucking a tree wouod be my most upvotrd comment i wouldnt have beleuevd it

I'm gonna get down voted to hell for this buuuuut... *completely reasonable comment

Take my upvote

Some habits are best left behind. I'd like to see Lemmy continue to set quality above quantity instead of bow to social trends.

The real comment is always in the comments!

Came here to say this.

*Edit: thank you kind stranger!

Alas, I have but only one upvote to give

These are bad but God forgive the massgrave of uncreativity that is Yotube comments

Same

New meme just dropped

Python people be like: self.

Holy hell

I will say Reddit and lemmy are the only sites where comments genuinely make me laugh sometimes

God this comment section is giving me a headache. Well done, folks.

Has anyone ever said that reddit comments are always creative?

This guy reddit

I kind of miss the kind of gimmick users that made you genuinely say "yeah, the user name does check out here".

Same

Username checks out can be very funny since it often well… leads to the username and adds another layer of joke.
It needs to fit though of course.

It'll show up in any internet community eventually, don't worry.

Angry updoot

It's really not though. These comments show up every day

I hate the comments in this thread soooo much.

It'd be real nice if someone created a browser addon that auto-downvoted these same comments and puns. With enough users you could wipe out anyone wanting to make the comments when they get 100 down votes just by people with the addon loading the comments section.

This

Also "My time to shine..." or something along those lines implying that they are the expert of current topic

Same

"The Narwhal bacons at midnight"

I only partly agree. The part remembers all those situations where a comment on reddit almost made me spit out my coffee while at work because I found it truly hilarious

Underrated comment.

^ this

Thanks a lot, u/TittyAssHoochyMama

Same

Nobody in the history of the Internet has ever said that all redditors are creative with their comments.

"my biggest regret is that I only have one upvote to give. " 🤢

We did it, Lemmy!

This meme gets a 3/7 (5/7 with rice).

Google en passant

My sides

👆👆👆

Based

You missed "lol", "lmao", and any combination of only emojis.

Please tell me what "based" even means so I can misuse it amongst a bunch of 12 year olds and make them fucking stop.

Take my upvote ⬆️⬆️⬆️

Bingo!

Ding ding ding!

Me too thanks

You beautiful bastards.

fr

Same

If only

F

There was a time when Patrick's statement was true. But that was, like, 10 years ago.

Username checks o.....Samsy? What's a Samsy?

Based? Based on what?

NTA, marry the shit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nlxfDvSyPKA&feature=share7

something something... he broke both his arms

Based.

So much win in this meme!

Scary

This, take my up vote and may I commend you on your user name?

What is it, JavaScript?

Nice

A thousand times this

Here is my completely reasonable opinion.

EDIT: Don't know why this is being downvoted to hell, especially as this comment isn't tagged 'edited on', demonstrating I put this 'edit' in the comment immediately upon posting so UPDOOT ME WAAAAH.

Member woosh?

Same

Let's take this up a few notches: https://youtu.be/Uy9V_v-XV8Q

Also: https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/evm8d2/casually_explained_reddit/

If ya wanna see funny and clever comments go to pornhub

Only mostly happy?

Pls like and subscribe

This

Overrated

I hate it when people start sentences with "I mean...". Shall I do a post too?

It's almost as if

Baste

Something is behind we left mostly happy (this).

Take my upvote

Indeed 😜