Let me do something that matters

Why does it need to be gendered. I know many non-men who would love to join.

The scientists probably chose one gender as a form of scientific control of the study. I'm sure anyone is welcome to quest for the grail. God wills it!
- Good point. You can't take too many options in for an initial study. Although, who are the negative controls?
The handle @trad_west and templarpilled on the left side suggests whoever made the original image likely disagrees.
Because men's sole purpose in this world is locating the holy grail
- Wow dick move by god on the guys who were born during the first 4 billion years.
Sorry, its not OC but I could have noticed. You are 100% right.

I don't think I'll be very keen, I've already got one you see.

Sense of purpose is probably the single most contributor to positive mental health in a career. Or, simply, positive mental health.

I was never happier than when I had a job where I felt like I was helping people and solving interesting problems. Unfortunately I've never found anything like that that pays well enough to reach my financial goals and in general it seems those kinds of jobs are constantly being enshittified. Currently my job mostly involves coordinating work other teams are doing with users, waiting for shit to be done days/weeks or questions answered, and then dealing with the aftermath of their mistakes. It fucking sucks. I just want to be on the ground again where the only person's work I'm responsible for is me.

If we are getting tattoos, im choosing archer class

I am constantly on the lookout for my Luna or some shit. I be eyeing stray cats like, "... Is it time? 👀"

I would leave my desk job to go on any quest that could conceivably be the plot of an Indiana Jones story

If you fund my travels, I'll claim to search for whatever you like!

Duh.

Actually it was a holy quail

I will do my part in search of Holy Grill

The Holy Grail was an excuse for Europeans to ransack the ME over and over again...

If they had a realistic goal, they might achieve it and have to make a new excuse.

I'd like to think most people today would be educated enough to get that, but it doesn't look like it

You aren't invited on the quest.
- Wait, so are we or are we not sacking the ME this time?
Why would most people today care to know a tiny tidbit of Christian-specific trivia?
- a tiny tidbit of Christian-specific trivia?
  
  ...
  
  Bruh, the crusades was an extremely important event that occupied centuries of both European and Middle Eastern civilization's history and we're literally still dealing with the fallout on a global geopolitical scale...
  
  I remember when my decades old red state public education was considered shitty, but do people really think the fucking crusades was "a tiny tidbit of Christian-specific trivia"?