49 0 Reply29 0 ReplyCut from consideration over concerns of immigration status.
21 0 Reply4K Zoidberg 👌
2 0 ReplyHey Zoidberg, get in here!
Screw you!
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Hi Dr. Nick!
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I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
"Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?"
22 0 ReplyNow this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
7 0 ReplyIt would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
5 0 ReplyYou mean… Dr. Spaceman.
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Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
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14 0 ReplyWhy not Zoidberg?
15 0 ReplyWhite under the shell doesn't count
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The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
12 0 ReplyWhat about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
7 0 ReplyLet's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
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There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
12 0 ReplyDid Neil Patrick Harris have rape accusations I'm unaware of? Not finding anything searching for it.
9 1 ReplyBoth being Cosby and Trump.
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But dougie is now gay so no way that would fly with him
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You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
5 0 ReplyI'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
6 0 Reply5 0 ReplyIt's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
6 0 ReplyDr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
6 0 ReplyHe's a pretty realistic pick, actually.
- Can profit financially from his appointment? ✅️
- His success is thanks to the hard work of his underlings? ✅️
- Would not hesitate to liquidate those he dislikes? ✅️
7 1 Reply.. and he has sharks .... sharks with lazers!
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4 0 Reply2 0 ReplyPlease don’t give him ideas!
2 0 ReplyI hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers
1 0 ReplyIs Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
1 0 ReplyMr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
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