banana for rule 😔
banana for rule 😔
Review on Amazon: A banana for scale should be to scale https://a.co/d/aAZPaX4
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1 star review by user "Tall Guys Wife" on Amazon of a rubber banana that has the words [for scale] on it.
Picture attached shows rubber banana is smaller than real banana.
Review text reads: "purchased this 'banana for scale, but it's way smaller than an average banana. People on social media demand if you're showing something that you use an average banana for scale. I would never deceive anyone with this ridiculous substitute for an accurate measuring tool."
Tbf, I'd also be kinda pissed if I bought a meme banana and it wasn't the size of a real banana. You had one job...
This one is marketed towards men
IT LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE SIZED BANANA TO ME. TOO BIG EVEN MAYBE
We need to standardize banana.
How tall are you? 6 and a half bananas
this is how the imperial system was invented
We need, Standard Fruit.
Ja! Let's create a DIN norm!
DIN-B4N4N4
We can make it exactly 3.5 Thumb lengths.
I agree. I say seven inches.
Americans well use anything but the metric system, lol.
I'm surprised more things aren't measured in football pitches
We talking real football or the one where you use your feet?
SLPT: use a banana flavored Runtz candy piece to make your schlong look fucking enormous.
Wow he would burst my chest cavity! 🤤
Actually that banana's kinda big
Maybe it is a regional thing? I'm from the US and that is pretty much the size of every banana at my grocery store.
To clarify, by regional I mean that the US disproportionately buys / sells a variety of bananas that is just bigger. Though I'll admit I have not taken the time to google this so 🤷
You're thinking too hard, i was just making a penis joke lmao
Its the same for bananas in Romania, but i know that at least in Egypt the bananas are closer in size to the fake banana
Agreed. Another review has a picture holding it and it looks like typical banana size. That banana is just a banana of unusual size.
Bananas in the US are pretty large though.
back in my day, we'd measure things with a REAL banana
There's still hope we might get it back someday!
Americans will argue over the size of bananas instead of using a proper measuring system, smh.
There be no blasphemy or deception like using a plastic banana rather than whatever random banana they have at your local store.
I feel like a.BIC pen is much better for scale
But there's a flaw. You've already lost it.
Maybe a different fairly popular but far less likely to be lost pen. How about Lamy Safari (Vista and Al-Star can be used too - same dimensions).
Bananas are now officialy a tool for measurement.
Always have been
I'm tired of how big bananas are now. Small bananas ftw
It depends what you’re comparing it to. Perhaps someone wants to make something look larger in the photo compared to the mini banana…
What kind of unscrupulous person would do that?
Tbf, I like the smaller ones (I don't need that goddamn much banana I'm eating breakfast not making delicious pudding to dip nillas in). I have a couple bananas hanging around that are probably about the size of the fake one (maybe a bit bigger).