This is the most relatable thing I've read all month.
3 0 ReplySo no original experiences whatsoever huh
3 0 ReplyThat moment? This is becoming my every day!
7 0 ReplyOne eye open, switch light on, pee.
Switch light off, open opposite eye, go back to bed
22 1 ReplySlight adjustment: No lights, vape screen is now flashlight.
1 0 ReplyNo lights at all, sit down to pee, go the fuck back to sleep.
22 0 Replyaaand I fell into the toilet
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Pro move, don't turn the light on, sit to pee
35 0 ReplyI do this. Occasionally fall asleep on the toilet. Whatever, mission accomplished.
7 0 ReplySuper pro move: don't turn the light on, piss all over.
12 1 ReplyDouble pro move: Get a warm color night light
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My bathroom has a small nightlight in it. It's very dim, but just bright enough to pee by with minimal damage to the sleep cycle.
5 0 ReplyThe light in my bathroom is piss-yellow, which I guess also helps because blue light is bad.
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Eyes closed. Avoid light. Feel your way to the bathroom. Make sure toilet lid is up (or sit, I’m not judging). Make sure you’re not accidentally in the closet.
27 0 ReplyAlways sit, are you kidding? No way I'm peeing standing up with the lights off.
41 1 ReplyI broke my ankle a while back and it never healed properly. Since then I've appreciated the relief of sitting to pee.
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Instructions unclear, am now secretly gay
4 0 ReplyJust from sitting down to pee once? I knew it
6 0 ReplyWell, now your out of the closet.
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If I did this I'd end up blindly stepping on a giant house spider or one of the many bugs they're supposed to be eating. I have too many critters sneaking into my bathroom
1 1 ReplyWhen my mom was pregnant with my eldest sister in Greece, she apparently once headed to the bathroom, only to find a scorpion waiting on the doorknob.
Stepping on a spider seems preferable.
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Nightlight. Use it when you're brushing your teeth too, no bright lights an hour before bed.
8 0 ReplyI feel this, 1000%
3 0 ReplyI have mastered this technique to pro level. Now I fall asleep while sitting on the toilet. 🙃
7 0 Replyhave you ever woken up to your legs having fallen asleep on the toilet?
2 0 ReplyOh my, yes. It is the next step to master. Although it is quite the adventure getting back to bed in that state.
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Just pee in bed. Easy solution.
3 0 ReplyI accomplish this by keeping a weed pen in the pocket of my robe hanging within reach of the toilet...
5 1 ReplyRIP your REM cycle
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