Greentext @sh.itjust.works 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 @sh.itjust.works 4w ago

Anon tries to find greentexts in their natural habitat

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"newfriend" is the word filter 😂
- Maybe people just started typing it that way instead to begin with, you can't know
  
  I've been on the site since 2004, I absolutely know 😂
- Newt Gingrich
  
  The good old days..
- Good
- What a bunch of horseshit. What's it meant to be?
  
  Replace "friend" with the worst F-word you can imagine.
4chan is a sea of garbage.

greentext communities are held up by the patient people trudging through shit, who post the rare pearl or two you rarely find there.
- a few times they jokingly banned porn on /b/ for 24 hours or so, and it was absolutely epic. the content was so good. old users coming back and having a laugh. just like the golden days of /b/
  
  they should do this again
  
  /b/ is just nasty now. Even the YLYL threads are just awful stuff scooped from the bottom of /pol/.
  
  There are few sometimes decent boards, especially if you can find decent reoccurring general threads with regulars in them.
  
  /tv/ should just be renamed Prometheus though. It's incredible how much that one movie has broken that place.
how to find authentic green texts on 4chan?
- That’s the great part, you don’t
- Here's the fun thing about greentexts: you can in theory write them on any other platform.
  
  > gets politician called as evil stalinist by other > looks inside > the mildest form of social democracy imaginable
  
  Also other platforms, such as Lemmy are often better than 4chan.
  
  The text isn't green tho
  
  I mean, it won't be written by anon, but why not
- Step 1. Give up your sanity
  
  I thought 4chan was the kind of place where if you ever had sanity at any point in your life you are already at a disadvantage?
- Check out the regular occurring generals and threads that ask specifically for people's stories. GreenTexts outside of that are shunned because they don't want the board spammed by blogposting.
  
  A lot of the posts are shit unless you share the hobby. You will be sifting through so much shit to find something mildly entertaining. I would not recommend.
- Browse /b/ or /int/ long enough
  
  I can't tell if you're joking, malicious, stupid or sincere.
  
  Take my sage.
- don't go to /b/
- WTMYWTSC on /gif/
  
  WTMYWTSC
  
  What does that mean?
capchas are so real. Those things suck
- 4chan's captchas are some of the hardest I've ever seen, it's not enough that it's hard to tell what the fuck it's written but having to align the text beforehand is just evil.
  
  It's why everyone is using browser addons or mobile apps that solve it for you. It's not very resilient against computers solving them, it seems.
  
  I swear to God I tried posting once but got my IP locked out from posting because I couldn't get the captcha right before x amount of tries. Thing is at towards the end I was so confident I was putting in the right letters and numbers but it just wasn't taking it.
the internet : a slot machine for things that make you smile a bit.

payout rate : 1 laugh per 100 minutes
- Aww fuck, I just wasted my laugh on this comment... The next hour or so is gonna suck
  
  it's on average. also, 100 minutes is not 1 hour, it's 1 hour 40mins.
  
  Get extra rekt.
  
  PS : 100 mins is one metric hour, but we're not on metric time

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