... Oregon?
164 2 ReplyThis meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.
We're playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.
89 0 ReplyI looked it up and Minnesota is no where near which makes me appreciate this Oregano meme even more
18 0 ReplyThis guy is playing chess with motorcycles.
6 0 ReplyI take Strategema for my adhd
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That's Mississoda learn geology
27 0 ReplyWhat happened to Misterssoda?
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After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.
19 0 ReplyNo, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.
9 1 ReplyOregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.
7 0 ReplyxD
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This is great. It's like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn't make sense.
No one has even noticed that
- A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
- The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
128 2 ReplyBut thats Washington 😡😤
31 2 ReplyWashington is above the red spot. The red location is Oregon.
21 3 ReplyWashington is on the east coast dummy. It's by Pennsylvania.
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A "mini-burger" already has a name and it isn't "mini-burger"
I assume you mean sliders. The pic clearly does not show a slider, it shows the exact same burger as on the left but smaller. Way too much going on in that thing to be a slider, mini-burger is perfectly apt.
18 0 ReplyThat's because sliders was a sci-fi show starring the kid from Stand by Me.
20 0 ReplyNo, a slider is someone who can travel from world to world where it's the same year, and they're the same person, but everything else is different.
9 0 ReplyEnhanced Burger and regular Burger
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I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷
5 0 ReplyIt's the same burger.
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Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost
53 0 ReplyI have learned so much about shitposting from this single post.
50 0 ReplyAlright fellow Oregonians, grab your torches and pitchforks, we meet at OP’s house tomorrow.
50 0 ReplyI'll bring beer
8 0 ReplyI’ll bring weed
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What's that? Are you guys fans of oregano on pizza? I am interested to join in that case.
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this is shitpost 5d chess.
44 0 Replyobamna
37 0 ReplySODA!!!
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Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!
32 3 ReplyEven if you're American it's still nonsensical
I thinks it's supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon
54 5 ReplyI think that's the part that makes it a shit post
15 0 ReplyYeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)
10 0 Replyreally? you're supposed to know it's not Minnesota. SUCH AS AMERICANS.
but I guess you grokked the comment like an average American so there's that.
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Listen, I've been to Milwaukee...
26 0 ReplyI've drank their "Best".
15 0 ReplyIn Oregon, the township is Milwaukie
7 0 ReplyThis is new Milwaukee.
It tastes almost as great as it's name.
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The joke would have landed for me if you had chosen Wisconsin.
19 0 ReplyYeah but Wisconsin is more of a medium soda so it wouldn’t make sense.
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Cansas
16 0 ReplyThis is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.
16 0 ReplyThis is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs
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This is an 11/10
17 1 Reply17 1 ReplyIt's Minne-pop okay.
16 0 ReplyShrinkflation would like a word
11 0 ReplyI think I don't get it.
10 1 ReplyThe transitive property in action: Mini-soda = Minnesota = Oregon
23 0 ReplyI must be OOtL. I got the mini soda to Minnesota allusion but how does Oregon factor into this?
11 0 ReplyOregano
4 0 ReplySo obvious, not sure why I didn't see it before!
4 0 ReplyOnly because half the metro population of Portland are Minnesota ex-state-triats.
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Mini soda - Minnesota.
11 1 Reply= Oregon?
13 1 ReplyO R E G O N T R A I L
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i'm not fallin for it i've had my wheaties
8 1 ReplyI'm thinking about it and now my brain hurty
7 0 ReplyBrilliant.
7 0 ReplyYou magnificent motherfucker. You beautiful bastard. You incandescent ignoramus.
6 0 Reply😾
6 0 ReplyTiny soda?
6 0 ReplySmall pop
3 0 ReplyPetite libation
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Now I get it
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I first read "little soda" like a dunce, and realized "why is it oregon" and then realized I was supposed to read "mini soda"
I dummy'd my way to the solution
5 0 ReplyI've never felt so stupid in my life.
4 0 ReplyPopregon
2 0 ReplyFun-size tonic
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