...I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this...
76 0 ReplyStep 1) Get a girlfriend
63 0 ReplyOr a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.
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CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH
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I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?
59 0 ReplyFor ponderin
72 1 Replythe second wizard war is soon upon us...
32 0 ReplyTomorrow i'll post a wizard casting the "ponders your orbs" and lemmy will break.
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🧙♂️🔵
18 0 ReplyWizard memes
17 0 ReplyI don't think they're going to tell us.
12 0 ReplyIf you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn't have it.
16 0 ReplyBecause wizards are cool
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🔵🧿☣️🔘
10 0 ReplyI posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.
10 0 ReplyIt’s a holiday?
5 0 ReplyIts a holiday??
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Holidays, people are bored. See all the old memes, it's more than usual.
3 0 ReplyI haven't gone anywhere and I'm still confused about this orb thing
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Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?
56 0 ReplyNot more than usual. It's irresistible.
14 0 ReplyA fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!9 0 Reply
These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb
33 0 ReplyNot a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.
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Can somebody please ponder my orb
31 0 Reply🔵🤔
23 0 ReplyWhy would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.
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Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?
31 0 ReplyBest to not ask @[email protected] for their opinion
4 0 ReplyOr about his username
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Got an urge to feed though
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Mom the wizards are forcing their propaganda again
26 0 ReplyThe damn wizard pornpaganda.
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I'm so close to buying an orb. Pondering without feels so pointless
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can't believe we're getting ads during our ads now smh
6 0 ReplyMore pointless
Get the fuck out of here
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Please at least write 'orb' somewhere in the title, so we can block it without blocking a whole community.
17 1 ReplySomeone woke up on the wrong side of the orb this morning.
11 0 Replyi don't know if it's me getting old or if gen z/α are getting desperate for memes. it's not funny, interesting or communicating anything. i thought hawk tuah was the jumping the shark moment but Jesus this is even worse.
8 3 ReplyReally? We all celebrated a dancing banana when we were their age. The Internet is a strange and wonderful place.
27 0 ReplyI'm solidly a millennial and I think it's hilarious. I also enjoy Smiling Friends so maybe I just like bizarre humor.
19 1 ReplyI feel like it has weird millennial humour vibes to it. I hate it.
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I was away for a few days and now I only see orbs everywhere. I would like to know what happened but at this point I'm afraid to ask
10 0 ReplyDo not ask
Continue to ponder.
Ponder the orbs.
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Born to ponder forced to rule
7 0 ReplyI want a hot Russian mommy to feed me milk until my tummy explodes and sends a big milky tsunami down the hill drowning everyone in its path.
7 0 ReplyAnd to think, this isn't even the worst comment I've read from you today.
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I put on my robe and my wizard hat
6 0 ReplyBlahaj zone users actually
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