Fuck that, cut me a slice right through the middle of mufasa
59 0 ReplyRemember kids there will always be a bigger psycho than you no matter how psychotic you are .
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Also came here to say that . Beat me to it .
14 0 ReplyI’ll eat the Simba!
8 0 ReplyYeah, kids are mean little fuckers. Most would love this cake.
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Might as well make her a republican or CEO right now!
35 1 ReplyYou get an entire cake to yourself but it's covered in fondant. Congrats kid, you played yourself.
33 2 ReplyWdym? Fondant is the best part of the cake!
5 12 ReplyIsn't Fondant basically play-doh? Like technically edible but just tastes awful
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Not sure if this is a big brain move or a precursor to a sadistic.
17 0 ReplyKid's just on the right side of history.
There are no just kings, the end of Mufasa and his literal reign of terror is cause for celebration.
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People let less-than-3-year-olds watch The Lion King?
15 1 ReplyHonestly betterr than what I was watching, who the fuck lets a 4 year old watch fucking Day After Tomorrow? And thats on the lighter side, I still cant enjoy Japanese horror because my mother decided that watching the original Japnese version of the Ring with her small child was a great idea. Just glad I grew into slashers.
8 1 ReplyI was thinking the same king. Media consumption for a 3yo, total, per day, should be less than 30 minutes. And probably should not include The Lion King, cartoon or not.
5 2 ReplyMy issue with it wasn't screen time, it was the disturbing death scene.
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Yes. Circle of life and hakuna matata are great songs. Besides, Hamlet is a good story. Or the Northman or whoever was first.
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3! = 6
Not very impressive this time..
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3 != 6
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This post is so old that the kid is probably in her 40s now.
9 0 ReplyIt seems that nobody creates anything new any more. Everything is a rehash of better days gone by.
2 0 ReplyPeople produce plenty of new content it's just for some reason we rehash the old stuff.
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I think sad ppl eat more cake
8 0 ReplyYeah, no one would wanna tear some cake up because they're sad
6 0 ReplyWhat kind of parent has already shown their kid Lion King at age 2 wtf
5 0 ReplyMy thought exactly
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