Trump is an Oxford man

groan

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know ~~Just Made A Great Point~~ uses the comma the way you think it should be used

My actual reaction. I'm still gonna use it, but blegh.
- I mean at the end of the day, Who Gives a Fuck About an Oxford Comma?
Hitler introduced better protection for animals. I'm not going to say I like him, but I'm with him on this one.
- He also gave up his inheritance to his single mother sister. Overall his bad dominated his good and he deserved a humiliating death like Mussolini or Gaddafi, but there was some good there.
  
  Though it's interesting that Trump's "good" is a grammar preference. Trump isn't more bad than Hitler but he might be less good.

Just because the man is capable of one good decision in his life, doesn't mean he should run the country. Just sayin'.

Can we convince people to use the Oxford comma, if we spread that it's anti-woke?

... you mean, convince people not to use it?
- I think the implication is that people who are anti-woke are stupid so those are the ones you have to convince to use the Oxford comma since intelligent people already see the benefit.
And, have, people, write, like, this,? No thanks
- Figures the Oxford comma opponent wouldn't know how to use an Oxford comma.
- No, thanks
  
  FTFY
- *No, thanks.
- Bet you learned English in the American south

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

The strippers, JFK, and Stalin agree with Trump on this one.

EXPLAIN "COVFEFE" ALREADY!

Draft: new tweet: "Coffee county..."

(Staffer sees what he's writing and a struggle for the phone ensues)

Kate Christobek is not a fan of the Oxford comma

Great thanks I hate it. No more commas for me ever just to be sure.

There had to be something we’d have in common. Now that I know he’s an Oxford comma man, he’s got my vote!

Trump is a dumb slob who can't read or write on his own.

I'm sure Hitler enjoyed breathing air too but that doesn't mean it's wrong or that I'm going to stop

I use it the Oxford comma the truly correct way.

Situationally.

Just because he does, doesn’t mean you can’t, Kate.

Never thought I'd agree with Trump on something.

Bastard has me wanting to exclude the comma before the "and" in lists, now.

Hes an ox, yes, but not nearly as useful

What is Trump's stance on gif/jif?

The Oxford comma is still the superior way.