The miracle of childbirth

For those curious, from Wikipedia:

Giving birth is difficult for female hyenas, as the females give birth through their narrow clitoris, and spotted hyena cubs are the largest carnivoran young relative to their mothers' weight. During parturition, the clitoris ruptures to facilitate the passage of the young, and may take weeks to heal.

Eve: “So, what’s she do to piss off god?”
Serpent: “you don’t even wanna know.”

Eh the Christian god really is an asshole,
- "imTeLLiGENt DeSIgN"
- Abrahamic* to be precise. They're all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures' traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)
I uh... I was expecting it to be something like they eat a percentage of their own babies or something. Fuck that. Sounds like it would feel like giving birth through a penis.
- Fun fact: Female hyenas have a pseudopenis that prolapses into a dick that they rape their brothers with when they’re young
- It sounds very much like that. Maybe worse.
- I was expecting it to be something like they eat a percentage of their own babies or something.
  
  Well... If you insist.
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil
  
  "Gestation lasts 21 days, and devils give birth to 20–30 young standing up ... As there are only four nipples in the pouch, competition is fierce, and few newborns survive."
  
  One guess as to what happens to the spares.
This might help.

Female Hyena's have what is called a pseudo-penis. Which is used for sex and urination, as well as giving birth.

Obviously giving birth splits it open fucks your whole year / life up.
- My only question is: why would they evolve like that?
  
  Or alternatively, what the fuck were they before that gave birth like this?
  
  Anti Commercial-AI license
- UGS is my favourite rap group
  
  RIP young Pimp Clitoris With UGS
Evolution, WHY!!?
- "Because fuck you all" - Evolution
WTF?
- Hyenas are matriarchals and they fucking deserve it.
  
  Edit: They deserve their social position, not being ripped apart if that wasn't clear
- Hey, the cartoon dog did warn us.
- Hyenas got shafted. And, shafted.

It's one of my go-to arguments against intelligent design.

That, or God's an arsehole, which all things considered...
- “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
  Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
  Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
  Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
  ― Epicurus
- Or God is a ten year old who is playing around with a world generating machine and has since forgot about us.
  
  We're just one of the thousands of world saves he placed on a memory card and threw into the closet and forgot about.
Bed bug mating practices are probably up there too
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination
  
  Yea wth
  
  The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bed bugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. It has been suggested that the spermalege reduces the direct damage to the female bed bug during traumatic insemination
  
  Yep I'm out before one of you furries makes a cartoon out of this.