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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world cosmicrookie @lemmy.world 5mo ago

He never really was good at refusing women

Captain Kirk ~~admitting~~ confirming he'd hit on himself

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- That's just Wil Wheaton
  
  With a pinch of Pedro Pascal.
  
  wHeel wHeaton
- Would still make salamander babies with them.
- My Janeway came out far more masculine and one looks strangely like Jared Padalecki so dropped that pic.
  
  Hahaha, that is manly! The impact of lighting, positioning and clothes can't be underestimated.
  
  I got lucky with Janeways smirky pose, really.
Ok, now someone make Rike-her.
- Dealers choice:
  
  Edit:
  
  Young Kathleen Turner
  
  Lindsay Lohan
  
  I am so confused right now, someone hold me?
  
  Star Trek: the next Genderation
  
  Number One, to my ready room!
  
  I'll be in my bunk.
  
  I wonder if she still performs the Riker maneuver when sitting down.
  
  Oh that's not fair the top one looks like an older version of a crush from high school
  
  MAL… FUNC… TION…
  
  Now we know why he was head over heels for Minuet.
- with or without the beard?
  
  Yes.
  
  I’d say go for half and half
Is this how hot Kirk looks to people into men? Because yeah. This is confirming how gay I am both in how I don’t find man Kirk at all attractive, and how attractive this version is.
- There's a short story, The Procrustean Petard, where the TOS crew get gender swapped by ancient alien tech. Fem Kirk is basically told he's (she's, but the story doesn't respect pronouns) unfit for duty because he's so hot his crew and everyone he interacts with wouldn't be able to resist his charms.
  
  It's...problematic in so many ways.
  
  Lexx did an episode like that, though only their sex organs and personalities were changed
- I’m into both men and women. Kirk is hot. Fem-Kirk is also hot. I’m not sure they look that different lol
  
  Haha they certainly look similar, especially the eyes, but for me it’s like a clump of dirt vs 🔥. I don’t think I ever appreciated the eye candy of TOS for people into men. Uhura is gorgeous, but she’s so underused.
- You can only get on TV if half the audience wants to have sex with you.
  
  Probably more than half
So Lindsay Lohan is what you get when you have a female filter on Shatner?
- My thoughts exactly.
Star Trek the next Genderation?
He really should stop objectifying himself. He will end up as part of his own Me Two Too movement.
- Too Me movement
- Pound me two too
FaceApp is a hell of an egg cracker
Ok I’d totally watch an AU with all genders swapped. Especially if it plays with the stereotypes and everything
- Honestly it might be possible with AI
  
  Yeah, but it would lack the fun of the acknowledgment. I want something playful and artistic with it. I want Fiona and Cake meets Kirk/Spock if you catch my drift.
  
  So in short I think I need to start reading fanfic. Also I miss when artists had a say in what’s on tv
O.k., now that we have Kirk, Riker and Janeway, we still need Sisko, Picard, Pike and Archer
- I wanna see picard fem but still bald tbh
- Too much hair. Kirk hid his baldness. Picard displayed it. Sisko was bald by choice.
- The original had more mesmerizing hair than the gender swap.
  
  Damn only Pike is hotter than his fem switch
  
  Andrea Mount can get it. Gotta fix that hand though.
Jemina Tiberia Kirk is pretty hot.
Admitting? No that's called confirming.
- Yes! That's a much better word!
  
  He'd hit on herself
Sexual confusion. Then a laugh.
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the phaser again

'Buffalo' Bill Shatner
Well I'm in love with this thread.

And all the sexy authority figures in it...
I was not ready for this feels-trip. Bravo.
"because William Shatner"
Well that's awkward because I thought that was his daughter.

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