Okay burp Marta, just take this serum, it’ll tran-hiccuptransform your sex
Oh gee, thanks aunty Ronnie - AHHH OH GEEZ RONNIE IT’S TRANSFORMING ME INTO A MUSHROOM I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA CHANGE MY GENDER
Gender is a social c-burp construct, Marta, I don’t respect it
Serial experiments layin’ in bed
thank you for creating children!
Sorry, that “thank you for creating content” guy isn’t here and I panicked
Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.
Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.
Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn
Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list
NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR
Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy
“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”
Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.
Montreal shopping mall plays “Baby Shark” on repeat to prevent unhoused people from loittering
A shopping mall and office complex in downtown Montreal is being criticized for using the popular children's song 'Baby Shark' to discourage unhoused people from loitering in its emergency exit stairwells.
CATS RULE EVERYTHING AROUND ME
On a little vacay in Istanbul. This cat came to hang out at a restaurant down the street. He pawed my thigh, I thought he was gonna jump on me to ask me for pets and food, but I had no food left. I told him “sorry buddy I’m outta food.” Turns out he knew & was just pawing my thigh to move it so he could leave and find his next target.
I’ve seen people give full meals to this cat, he’s well fed.