Interior design

I'm going to say "I hope we don't get off on the wrong foot" and then they're going to ask me to leave.

If the hotness is high, I will comply.

Bang them against the toe

People with foot fetish: ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.

Have demented sex

Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.

I would feel defeeted

I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: "Take off your socks"

Obviously I would look past all the positive attributes my crush has and never see them again. Following my retreat I would then begin to evaluate everyone elses taste while placing my own above them. Naturally, they would all fall short aswell and I will seclude myself entirely. Then I will become frustrated that I have no strong connections with anyone because they are beneath me and no one understands my greatness.

All because I couldn't see that that bed was funky and cool in a weird way.

Why would have you a crush on Quagmire?!

It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground

First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.

I'd get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.

If they're a podiatrist, it might be ok

apologize. not everyone's kinks are universal and feet aren't my thing, and my feet lol... sometimes they're well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.

I like the first pic where it's in an empty office space.

I would just cum. We would all do it, don't lie.

If I was red foreman I’d ask if they ever shoved a foot up their ass.

I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.

There's a song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-O4FzoG68g

In a word, "sploosh"