Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world merari42 @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Ouch my texicles

Texas @lemmy.world HootinNHollerin @lemmy.world 2mo ago

Ouch my texicles

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food this shape wld be rly good to dip into the sauce however
- Nothing more Texan then dipping a fucking burger in sauce.
  
  worse even than that, im english
- I stayed at a place in Austin that had a Texas shaped waffle maker and I can confirm it was perfect for syrup dipping.
  
  All the panhandles makes for good sauce-dipping handling
- Sauceman's!
Texas is the most self-obsessed state. California isn't too far behind, but I imagine Alaska and Hawaii are both contenders for 2nd place as well.
- No one loves Texas more than Texans. And no one hates Texas more than Texans.
  
  And keep Texas out of your mouth.
  
  Sincerely,
  
  A Texas hatin' Texan.
  
  I have never been in a domicile in Texas that did not have something Texas-shaped in plain view.
  
  You Texans sure are a contentious people.
  
  You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas?
- Don't underestimate Colorado. Though it's largely the recent Denver transplants keeping up that stereotype, whereas it's the long-term Texans.
  
  yeah, everyone in texas has a texas flag, and everyone in colorado has a colorado shaped baking pan it's pretty neat
I see texun, texurger, texato, and texickles, but where's the texuce?
- Under the tomato. If you zoom in you can see it on the top left.
  
  Oh I could only see the cheese before, gotcha.
- That's called rabbit food in texas.
Hank Hill voice:

"Just look at it, Bobby. It's got-dang beautiful, I tell ya h'wat."
Oh! They're pickles, not testicles!
TeXurger, LaTeXurger, XeLaTexurger...
- It comes in an overfull hbox
Least texas obsessed native texan's barbeque
Humm love me some texickles! I'll put both straight into my mouth! so wet and salty!
- The best part is the juice, I always suck on the texickles so I get every drop
One star.
And texmato too.
- And texuce
The Bigger in Texas Burger with Lone Star Cheese and fresh Texickles and Texato on a Texan Bun
Deep in the heart attack of Texaaas!

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