Klap

Wait till you find out that English and Hindi are in the same language group.

Are you kidding. I love this!
Every time I see a dutch sentence I got a bigger and bigger feeling that it is the german language with the poetry of a romance one. chef's kiss

Füdlitätsch.

https://www.der-postillon.com/2018/05/niederlaendisch.html

reminded me of this one:

cropped screenshot of a Snapchat conversation. person 1: fuck me daddy; person 2: sure thing sport

Dutch words in general are insane. My favorite is Schildpad=turtle. Which literally means "shield Toad"

Dutch is so whimsical. I personally giggle at winkelwagen. Winkel = shop, wagen = cart. Also, love that they say helaas pindakaas, meaning "that's too bad", but if literally translated means "unfortunately, peanut butter."
- Uh oh, spaghettios
Exact same usage in German: Schildkröte.

But its not like the English language doesn't do the exact same thing.

Most languages: Ananas

English: pineapple
- Same in Swedish, "sköldpadda". Literally shield toad.
- Tho, I would say, even tho its piney, a pineapple is nothing like an apple.

Tbf, there's nothing serious about the sentence "spank me daddy".

I still find it weird that the word daddy, you know, the word you lovingly use as a child for your father also has a very sexual other use.

I dont know what you guys do or did with your dad when you where little but this is just beyond crazy.

Or does the entire US population has oudipus complex?

"Daddy" somehow made its way out of the DD/lg or DD/lb kink all the way into vanilla sex world, somehow. I have idea how it did that but yeah, it used to be contained within a specific, semi-popular kink
We are all collectively trolling the prudes
I take it you've never broken both your arms
- I get this reference lol
- What are you doing, step-Hadriscus?
It’s not just a US thing
Too many people had absent fathers probably
- I didn't... daddy uwu

That's not even the dutch flag
- but it is ? right ? colors a bit pale, but... I think it is
- Not enough carrots.

Actually the proper term is 'billenkoek'

Which translates to 'buttocks biscuits' literally
Right? They totally missed the actual insane part. And this is a word that Dutch people really use.
You're thinking of Bill and Richard, the time-traveling rockers. Wait, that's Bill and Ted... What's Bill and cock?
- What's Bill and cock?
  
  They're from the porn parody: Bill And Cock's Excellent Ass Venture
- Bill & Cook would be a better way to pronounce it.

Alternative caption: Google Translate is not a serious translator.

Had to go to translator and confirm this one.

Damn. Wow.

Tbf, I think it's translated to "give me a clap papa". But I'm basing that on interpolation as a swede
- Same here, except as a Dane. Hi neighbor! 👋

I see the Scots Wikipedia guy has found a new way to pass the time.