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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 2mo ago

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This should have more than one ham

... so that you can "clamp your hams"
- Its plural in the sense of adressing a group of people and their hams
- Bart, what is the sound of one hand clamping?
  
  One hammed clamping
I'm clamping the ham right now boys
- Hell yeah brother
- HELL YEAH! CLAMP IT! AROOOOOOOO!!!
- You clamp that ham! Go for it! We're right behind you. Figuratively, that is, not literally. Literally would be crossing a line.
Vice your hams?
- Clamp
  
  Oh... I'll put my pants back on then.
  
  Oooooohh
Secure your pork
Friendship ended with Beans & Jeans. Now I only hang out with clamps & hams.
- Sneed's Feed & Seed?
crank your ham?
You, sir or madam etc, are a genius.
Syntax error
So what's the next verse? Stamp your keys?
Ja, buns and thighs

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