AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND @lemmy.world Doug Holland @lemmy.world 4mo ago

Trump is batshit crazy

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I don't know if you cropped it, but please always include the date.
- It wasn't my croppage, but I've fixed it, thanks.
- Trump's post about Mary: https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/pfbid02gnGTpiDzJUuHqN2kDm2KNhRofbRTak34VrnzKzSYAxDMm7AH3UnndWSDt5MxH9g8l 08.09.2024
  
  Thanks!
Well sure when you put it all together like that it sounds weird, but when Fox News describes it it sounds so much better.
- Yeah, funny how that works isn't it? But it's not just Fox "News". All the mainstream media are doing their best to cover up his obvious mental health issues.
  
  Because the for-profit media gets more money from pretending there are two candidates for president that are both options to lead the country, instead of one option and grampa Hitler ranting about minorities.
- At this point, it's like Nostradamus: utterly deranged word-salad if you read it from end to end. But let some intermediate scry the bones of these texts and extract meaning for you, and the true word of great leader becomes clear.
This is an Aristocats joke, right?
- Nope, 1000% accurate.
- the parrot Iago THE ARISTOCRATS
  
  SO THE SULTAN STAHHTS FUCKIN' JASMINE, AND JASMINE IS SUCKIN' ON RAJAH, AND RAJAH IS GETTIN' FUCKED BY ABU, AND ABU IS JOYYKIN' OFF ALADDIN, AND ALADDIN IS RUBBIN' THE LAMP, AND THE LAMP IS SHITTIN' OUT THE GENIE, AND THE GENIE IS LICKIN' ON THE MAGIC CAHHPET, THE MAGIC CAHHPET IS ROLLED UP AROUND JAFAR'S LONG, CURLY COCK.. AND JAFAR IS SHOVIN' HIS STAFF UP THE ASS OF THE SULTAN.. AND --
  
  Uncle Jesse’s brother-in-law THE ARISTOCRATS
  
  For those unaware....
  
  NSFW audio
Totally fit for the job!
Is this all true?
- That he said it?
  
  Yes.
  
  Is what he said true?
  
  No.
  
  In the interest of being bulletproof with our own fact checking, what happened with Colorado's governor?
The part about this being the last election is true. If he gets elected again.
It's always been the sad kind of funny how Trump won't drink as a result of witnessing the decline and death his brother endured as a result of alcohol, but the moment he can make a buck from it he pitches Trump wine, Trump vodka, and now Hulkamania's beer like it's the greatest thing since taco bowls on Cinco de Mayo
Yeah but Kamala Harris is a woman so Americans are going to have a hard time with this.
- No we aren’t. Of course the senile old man beats a woman who speaks confidently
This makes it look like he's going to get up tomorrow and goober all over the place but I doubt that will happen.
- All bets are off for that one. The only thing guaranteed is that it'll be a shitshow.
What's this about the co gov? Outoftheloop
- Dude, same.
What's this about the CO governor? That seems pretty random.
- Jared Polis is openly gay. That's the best I've got at understanding what Cheeto Benito is trying to imply.
  
  There's also some stuff about Venezuelan gangs and woke Colorado, I think.
The people steering him are just as bad or worse as they are able to create coherent sentences and clear ideas but they are all just confirmation that they are not what the nation needs

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