giving her 🧀

I'm straight, but 12kg of free, fresh Wisconsin cheese might open me to negotiations.
GOALS
Dating in Wisconsin

You cant just post something wild and not provide a source, I want to read this book.

Looks like "The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft" by Kathryn Paulsen.
- I couldn't verify it but that's the name I found too.
  
  Edit: goddamn a used mass market paperback copy is $50 on eBay. Nevermind I guess I won't be getting burned at the stake.
- What!? Witchcraft? Magic? I don't believe in that bullshit, but you most definitely can win a woman's heart with cheese. That's just a scientific fact.

It's true. I once gave a woman cheese, and we were fucking within 10 minutes.

We also planned to hookup that night already, but it had to be the cheese.

Was it some sort of blind hookup Tinder-like, and the "password" was a real, actual piece of cheese?
Like with spy craft, "I'll be at the plaza at 10pm, sitting on the bench in front of the fountain. I will be wearing a Gary Coleman "OBEY" t-shirt and carrying a dark green backpack. You will ask me for a piece of cheese".
- Nothing like that. I just offered to get some cheese for a pre-hookup snack.

And here I thought I had to share her interests and perform thoughtful acts. Cheat code unlocked.

I mean, if you have a shared interest in cheese this probably counts as a thoughtful act.

Crackers love cheese

I think this can work with men too. I know this because I am a man and love cheese. I love cheese so much that I go through the pain of being lactose intolerant just to eat me some of that cheese.

I hope some insane person has tried all these things.

That would attract far too many women.

That whole page is full of wild shit.

So you've tried these techniques and they didn't work? Or have you not tried them at all?
- Bro tried them all but has skill issue

“Baby, stop running. I have muenster!”

If she's running she doesn't know what muenster is If she does know what it is and still runs, shes possibly insane and you are both better off

I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

I know several women this would work on.

Works gooda enough eh?
- Gouda

Fellas, if you're girl is skinny, tall, red , works at a charity to make someone smile 😬, is. Obsessed with 🅱️heese, that's not your grill, that's Elan from family guy! 😤