WTF @lemmy.wtf Meldrik @lemmy.wtf 3mo ago

Notice from landlord

Housing Bubble 2: Return of the Ugly @lemmy.world SeattleRain @lemmy.world 3mo ago

I'm watching you.

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Guys, its a joke, a meme. Some guy makes these fake notices like the woman who sweats on your couch, maggots appear and you are supposed to eat them to heal yourself.
- amazon spent a lot of money on trying to do this and then found out the technology doesn't exist and outsourced it to india
  
  But that’s not a bowl. It’s more like a box. No, it’s ok. I’ll get on the call at 10pm.
  
  No, facial recognition works (unfortunately), it's just not good enough to look at an entire shopping cart and know what's in it lol
  
  That was for automated checkout. Video people counters have been around for years. I’ve worked for companies that used them to count customers by department.
  
  Some companies do outsource their "AI" to India, but automated checkout tech is actually good enough to be used in production now. A plain white background with separated fruits like this is exactly the environment where it works best.
- If lemmites didn't have the social skills of a mosquito at a funeral they might be able to pick up on the INCREDIBLY subtle joke here.
  
  I'm not reading that comment chain. What's the joke?
- Man, everybody is so upset at this, it makes it even funnier.
  
  Welcome to Lemmy!
- I was about to say this had obvious plant vibes lol
- Here's the creator: https://www.instagram.com/truewagner/?hl=en
- I worry about the state of the world seeing how many people just take shit like this at face value without taking even a second to think about it.
Wow, I absolutely detest people like this. How sad and pathetic does your life have to be to be doing something like this. Why can't people just be normal???! Imagine if everyone went around spreading misinformation like that guy. Plums are not berries, people! Don't let big berry claim this juicy deliciousness as their own!!!
- Strawberries aren't berries either.
  
  At what point do we say that science is wrong about berries
  
  You can’t look at me with a straight face and say a banana is a berry.
- Speaking of juicy imagine the shits you would have after eating 27 fucking plums
  
  Omar would know that
  
  27 plums a month will not have a noticeable effect on your bowel movements.
- Imagine thinking plumbs are berries...
This is basically the algorithms of the big tech companies but with extra steps. I guess it greatly illustrates how absurd they actually are and how weird it is to just shrug them off.
- The best part? Nobody can agree if advertising ala commercials actually works.
Same landlord: follow me on my socials to know more about how your average poop size and weight compares to your neighbours.
- I could DESTROY that competition.
  
  Dude you don't know who you're up against!!
- Who uses a poop knife? You'll be surprised.
Source (Meta link warning) - True Wagner makes tons of great posters
- Too bad he ain’t on Lemmy. But thanks for the source.
  
  Indeed, just edited in a warning :)
  
  Someone who has an IG account, consider commenting to encourage fediversing up!
"nah, we don't need privacy laws"
"Definitely safe everything's okay rectangular shelf with latex paint bowl."
- Random "surprise paint", perfect for placing acidic fruits. I don't see why one would have a problem with it.
  
  It really being latex paint with toxic solvents is the best case scenario here.
Fake - if this was real there would be a category 'most times pooped in the box'.
I bet Omar isn't even trying. He could easily eat another 27 plums no problem.
- Yeah I've been disappointed with Omar's performance this year, he's gotta pump up those plum numbers
Meh. It's a bit less creepy than any website that tracks you, but in this case you get to see the results. Plus: free berries are nice.
Fuckin freak behavior, what a fuckin creep
That last sentence would freak me out. It takes it from maybe thats just a weird and eccentric landlord to CREEP ALARM!!!

But this is fake, right?
- Yea, according to another comment here, it’s a joke.
Weak strawberry game
Omar has the right idea taking the plums.
This landlord is ready for harvest…
Ya, not a little creepy or weird. Sure thing
Not sure if I should be concerned or impressed.

[email protected]/[email protected]
I recognize a truewagner poster when I see one
- Someone has had me on his physical jokemail list for nearly a year now and I love it. The best part is most of the weird shit is fully visible to the poor courier delivering it.
I see someone has created a scoreboard.
And this is why I should never be a landlord
This is weird but fine imo

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