Haircase
Sthairs
Mimic
Roll a perception check.
The hair comes from all the people that have slipped and died falling down those stairs. They get absorbed before anybody is even aware and remain vertical with the skull making the stair. The hair cannot grow on its own; it must be replaced.
Imagine breaking your neck falling down the hairs.
"My foot missed the step by a... um..."
Thanks, I hate it
Repulsel, Repulsel! Let down your hair!
Do you want to go up sthairs?
Plot twist: they are merkins.
Long mullet.
"Don't ask me why but I need the largest cans of industrial carpet shampoo and conditioner you have."
What to do when tribbles get out of hand.
So... do the drapes match the stairs?
As featured in https://youtu.be/m0EiujcV3Tg?si=rU2jlGPQP7Yvsw4F
Is that a Trandoshan made Wookie pelt staircase comforter?
I see they own huskies as well.
Hairway To Steven
It rubs the lotion on its hair or else it gets the hose again
AI?
It'd better be. If not I need a blowtorch and a location this instant.
