40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India
40cm bottle gourd surgically removed from farmer's rectum in India
60-years-old farmer was sent to the hospital due to intense stomachache. Doctors found a 40cm bottle gourd lodged in his rectum.
Doctors in India recently carried out an unusual surgery to remove a 40cm bottle gourd from a farmer’s rectum.
According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).
The 60-year-old was in critical condition, suffering from intense stomach pain.
An X-ray revealed the entire bottle gourd lodged inside the farmer’s rectum, causing significant internal damage
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One of the surgeons involved in the operation revealed that the patient declined to disclose how the gourd came to be lodged in his rectum.
Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident, though they haven’t ruled out the possibility of an accident.
Wanted to have an explosive orgasm, didn’t have a partner
“Doctors suspect that a mental health issue might be behind this bizarre incident”
Mfw
Might be safer than admitting you're a man who likes stuff up their butt depending on where you live
So where was the squash exactly?
India … butt?
"So I was farming in the nude and slipped in the gourd field and..."
According to India TV, the patient arrived at Chhatarpur District Hospital in Madhya Pradesh from Khajuraho on Saturday (20 July).
it should be noted that khajuraho is famous for temples enshrouded in thousands of carvings of people in various erotic poses. these were contemporary to the famed kama sutra.
No flared base, not approved.
Why did they pose with it mid-surgery 🤣🤣
That's the dirty secret of medicine - they dick about when no-one is looking.
The only thing worse than going to hospital with something stuck up your butt is having it become planetary news.
That's why I don't swallow watermelon seeds
Gourdse?
Gourd's intervention.
Act of Gourd
In gourd we thrust
Gourd damn that's a big boy!
Butt why
I just slipped and fell onto it. It was an accident, I swear!
It's a big fat phallus shaped object. Unfortunately it does not have a flared base that would prevent it slipping away.
Hahaha good pun
I've seen longer and wider on porn sites. Dude just needs a proper dildo and he'll be good.
It really is amazing how much better an actual sex toy is than an improvised one. Blew my mind when I got my first one
Million to one shot, doc
A select few would pay astronomical prices for that specific gourd.
A select few
🤔
I understand your doubts. I meant that a select few would be both willing and able to pay astronomical amounts of money for a “famous” gourd that had been stuck in someone’s ass.
Many would want a similar gourd, fewer would want a used one, fewer still could pay “auction” price for this particular gourd.
Nice
