The man is utterly deranged. During his last term, one of the few things I was grateful for was that he didn’t start a new war. Apparently, he’s planning to make up for that.

I’ll go with that. Maybe some of the people who think they hate Hawaiian pizza have only had mediocre ones.

What kind of bland-ass pineapple are you eating?

I might actually support this bill if it included a provision where all the people who vote in favor of it are required to use an AI “doctor” for all of their medical treatment from now on.

Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.

Much appreciated. Thank you!

I’d have to ask them to explain the question. “Ethically non-monogamous”? What the hell does that mean?

The US offers sheer strength, but can no longer be counted on for security or reliability. The Canadian government is smart for examining their options.

I don’t want kids, but I would take her interest in me as a compliment.

If I was North Korean, I wouldn’t want to waste food, either.

Is there no-fault divorce in France?

If that “logic” helps you cope, fine, but its effectiveness will probably deteriorate rapidly over time. Enjoy knowing that the next four years are partially your fault.

Who the fuck cares about worthless internet points? Lemmy, please NEVER implement “karma” or anything like it.

I wonder how long their corporate overlords will allow this to continue.

I didn’t know that pink slime journalism was a real term until today.

Well, that was fast. I hope they throw the book at him.

It’s interesting that in typical social situations, he often seems clueless and inept. When he’s given a clear, tangible goal (like sales), his transformation is almost magical but doesn’t feel out of character.

Good catch. It still sure as hell isn’t a “sack”.

Curious to see what will happen when one of these dipshits is arrested for a serious crime.

Minor (but annoying) point:

…crafted from a garbage-filled sack with a print out of Musk's face affixed…

It’s clearly not a “garbage sack”. It has arms and legs, ffs. Hasn’t the author or editor ever heard of disposable coveralls?

Like I said, a minor point. Please carry on.