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MY FUCKING LINUX THEMED
RESTAURANT, THE DISTRO BISTRO, IS A
FUCKING DISASTER!" IM RUINED! GOD
FUCKING DAMNIT!!
NO ONE KNOWS WHAT LINUX IS AND | HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO THEM EVERY FUCKING TIME THEY COME IN!!! "ohhh whats a distro? open source? what does that mean?" FUCKING GOOGLE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
EVERY FUCKING DAY SOMEONE ASKS ME WHAT THE "TORVALD'S TORTELLINI" IS NAMED AFTER LIKE YOU HAVE A FUCKING PHONE JUST GOOGLE IT FUCK!
yo is this where | get the free as in free beer
IT FUCKING COMES WITH A MEAL!'ITS NOT ACTUALLY FREE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE OPEN SOURCE SPAGHETTI! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUuuuuuuuucKk!!
I’ll have the
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208 0 ReplyThat was pretty funny.
25 0 ReplyI concur.
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Smaller size but just as fulfilling
17 0 ReplyI took a comparatively long time to eat it though
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Fuck, I want to go to a Distro Bistro, owner definitely needs to maintain the Chef Ramsey energy though
82 0 ReplyI think it's a Linus Torvalds energy
53 0 ReplyIf you parked in their lot, the waitstaff will yell profanities at your driver?
15 0 ReplyLinus Torvalds is the Gordon Ramsay of tech
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If there's one thing you know you can get from an open source project, it's spaghetti code.
70 0 ReplyI think most OSS code I have ever touched has been the cleanest code I’ve touched. Business critical code is always the spaghetti.
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Obviously they need a cinnamon dessert
36 0 ReplyAnd a grub appetizer
26 0 ReplyAnd mate (the drink)
17 0 Reply
All my recipes are lgpl.
30 0 ReplyIf it were GPL, then would all my cells that now incorporate those atoms now also be under the GPL?
17 0 Replyyeah, sorry, mandatory DNA sequencing after you eat there
3 0 Reply
I'll have the cinnamon mint buns
27 0 Replythe open sauce spaghetti bolognese
26 0 ReplyCome to my house, there's always open sauce.
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Hopefully they named something really common like water, their napkins, or a condiment after Arch. So people can say they'd like/use that btw.
21 0 ReplyPls tell me this is real
17 0 ReplyIt's a real Tumblr post!
24 0 Reply
Missed opportunity to put posters up for the common questions. Get local linux groups to come by for meetings on a lark.
15 0 ReplyIs it in a basement? Is there a lot of arches?
10 0 ReplyI don't have this problem because I use Windows
10 0 ReplyIs that why it failed?
Because the bistro had no windows?
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Anyone know if this is real? I can't find any info, but it sounds really cool
8 1 ReplyIt's way too nerdy and cool to be real
17 0 ReplyProbably not real but I found this. https://maps.app.goo.gl/Q1xaCtDyLwGKRXCD8?g_st=ic
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Now I wonder how plasma would taste like. Or if the chef would just arrive at my table and hold a tesla coil in my mouth.
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