Sort your own shit out first mate, fucksake lol

How on earth do you expect someone to take your video seriously with a thumbnail like that?!

Not only do the tomatoes look incredibly badly photoshopped in, but it looks like your thumb is growing out of your shoulder 😂

OMG I find my eggs outside the fridge all the time!!!

Because I don't keep them in the fridge due to decent animal welfare standards 😂

Shall we say "equalised" then?

Rendering the comic strip irrelevant

Why, how many did you eat?

Not a yank, but surely the best bet is to vote for Biden and hope he croaks?

This trend has now reversed and younger people believe anything a YouTuber or influencer tells them tho

Oh come on, "I can't learn languages because I'm mentally ill" is a pretty good excuse 😂

Hilarious that yous use England to mean the UK too!

Books before, now ebooks while avoiding Amazon like the plague

Went to Greece last year and they're pushing this shit. Shoving a card machine in your face begging for a tip

In Europe. Fuck you, Stavros

Press "no tip" while making direct eye contact, and sit in their fucking seat while posting a 1 star review on Maps for spoiling my evening with harassment

It's your civic duty as a European

Average Friday night in Benidorm

World history not your strong point then lol

Pigeons are just seagulls that somecunt bought from wish.com

Fresh croutons are one of the single best advantages of an air fryer

Part-baked baguette cut into chunks, spray with olive oil, six minutes, shake after three. Nothing else needed

widely recognised for his steadfast anti-Western stance.

I'm reading this as "Backed by the US to destabilise the region, create an excuse for an invasion and steal their oil"

Amirite?

My best advice is - never ask internet users for recommendations. When asked what their favourite book is, 99% of people will give you pretentious, wanky answers and start reeling off coffee-table-I'm-so-deep classic books that they only read because they asked internet users for their favourite books.

The best book I've ever read is The One Hundred Year Old Man Who Climbed Out Of A Window And Disappeared

Comedy, adventure, action, science, family; you name it, it's got it

Then immediately went down to 3.5% when people realised it still doesn't work properly lol

No.

Eh, Vik? Europe is already great. It's your shitehole that isn't ya fuckin knobend