It's what makes us special!

someone who believes in a flat earth is also more likely to believe in the geocentric order of planets rather than the heliocentric one.

If not geocentric, then egocentric.
- Americentric
I highly doubt they know what either of those mean, actually
- But they heard the word once and it sounds sciency, so they keep repeating it.
- I don’t know either

Then there was the day Elon Musk found a group that was even stupider than the people he normally hangs out with:

Achivement unlocked: Dumber than Musk
It's always amusing to me which observations these people won't ignore while they ignore other observations. Like how do they draw the line?
Behold, the real reason why Elon launched a car into space.

Earth is the only flat planet AND the only one to have both liquid water and life. Checkmate, round-earth whackadoodles. /s

I mean, you obviously can't have oceans on a round planet. The water would just flow away into space.
- Europa gets a pass because of all the ice holding it.

wheres the turtle holding the whole thing

Underneath the elephants!

This actually explains why our planet is the only one with life. The aliens keep slipping off theirs!

Pluto: :(

Someone add Pluto plez #neverforget
Pluto is where the conspiracy gets really crazy, which is why astronomers are trying to cover up it's existence.
My heart :(

How did the photographer get all the planets to pose like this?

It is AI generated
- How did AI get the planets to hold still for so long?

Ha! You think flat earthers believe we aren't the center of the universe?

Imagine believing science enough to agree with scientists that Pluto isn't a planet, but not enough to believe Earth is round.

All the evidence is there.

Nonononononono! You got it wrong! The "sun" is just a giant heat lamp the government has been running ever since the beginning of time! The heat lamp moves while we stay stationary! /s

This is such a misconstrued scale meant to be derisive against flat earthers. The accurate representation is a circle with cloud shrouded ice damns along the edge of the planet.

It's still dumb but should be accurate to what they believe.

And the sun should be a little ball above the Earth. Exactly how high and how big is not sure.
- You also shouldn't ask how it manages to light only half of an otherwise flat earth I suppose.
  
  Best explanation I saw involved light curving. At which point you're just working with a spherical earth in a weird coordinate system.

I thought Earth was Neapolitan style, but it was Chicago deep dish the whole time! If only I'd have known earlier!

Mmm, fuckin tasty earth

chomp

We can argue about this all day but we should probably find something better to do in the short time we have left before we crash into the sun according to this diagram

500my isn't enough to build a space society?

The other planets and moons are flat too, bro. They just face us all the time. It's convenient like that.