What a f*cking stupid thing to say, get back to work you underachiever lol
(..Is /s needed? I'm afraid of the other mentally ill people here)
The thing about /s is that it can never hurt. It’s why we do science on “obvious” things; confirmation and clarity is always valuable.
Oddly enough the “lol” actually introduces the biggest doubt to me. It taints the commitment to the satire somewhat.
I find "/s" has become mandatory, else you get reddited to oblivion.
erm..../s
Not /s - genuine:-(
Don't worry, I'll always take your words ironically.
Oh, I'm a part of the problem.
Yay, we’re part of something!
Parasocial is better than no social at all
Debatable, honestly.
Everyone should join some of the art and literature communities here on Lemmy and scroll something creative instead of news.
They barely seem to show up under “All”. It’s mostly doom and gloom bullshit news
Follow me around Lemmy, I sprinkle poetry and stories all over!
Have you considered lowering the amount of doom and/or gloom that occurs IRL?
Aw thank you, I feel seen.
Go find some boobies or if you prefer some sausage and let out all the stress.
And what if you like both but just can't seem to choose?
Infinite diversity through infinite combination is a rule 34 specialty. You absolutely can find some chick with big boobs sporting tree trunk betwicks their nethers.
The death penalty is good. Thoughts?
Yes, I do have those on occasion.
🤓
It has been proven to not work as a deterrent and innocent people have been put to death. Pass.
shocking to me that there's no band called Def Penalty
I hear the whispers of [email protected] call me, do you?
I disagree. The death penalty is bad.
Fuck the "justice " system. No fucking way I would trust them to find the right person.
We're all sick in the head considering the inequities we tolerate.
Me too, thanks
Well, since you asked.......
Don’t leave us hanging, we want to know all your mentally ill thoughts
"How many people buy what a few billionaires want em to?" Cuz it sure keeps feeling like the worst and loudest keep wanting things that coincidentally benefit the rich
The need to be so online and updated is parasitic but has been so ingrained in me. I'd like to see a trend of being more offline and out-of-sight but that's also quite ironic.
I should probably just make this my phone's home background as a constant reminder.
