I'm not inside my skin. I am my skin.
59 0 ReplyYou're a bundle of neurons piloting a skeleton inside a wetsuit
33 0 ReplyWhen you're in a Jaeger, you can fight the hurricane.
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I am not up my ass. I am my ass.
6 0 ReplyI'm up your ass tho.
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Now give me some sugar water
5 0 ReplyWe'll talk about that in a minute. For now, it puts the lotion on its skin
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They have nerves throughout their shells and can feel even gentle touch.
52 0 ReplyHell yeah time to pet some turts
36 0 Reply36 0 ReplyI've seen turtles love getting brushed by a soft bristle stuff like toothbrushes plus you alao clean them
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Yeah? Then explain this, mister '''''''scientist'''''''
48 1 ReplyThis is just yet another example of legacy media lying to us.
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So my head is not "inside" my skull but *is* my skull? Is the brain not a part of my head?
38 11 ReplyWhat part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?
Anyway, I think what they're getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.
32 0 ReplyMost ppl think they have a skeleton inside them. But If you think of you as your brain (as many would day). Then your actually inside your skeleton.
11 0 ReplyI get what they try to say. But it's just funny that they correct a statement with another wrong statement.
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Can you put any external part of yourself inside your skull? That's the difference.
5 0 Reply*shows toungue and puts it back in
6 0 ReplyI've been trying but I'm still not flexible enough to reach.
2 0 ReplyYeah, any time you put something in your mouth. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2 0 ReplyI can, though probably only once
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I feel like an annual reminder would be entirely sufficient, to be honest.
26 0 ReplyI'd like to know who needs a daily reminder.
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Idk I see a big cavity that would contain turtle...
27 2 ReplyYes, that's for pregnant turtles.
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That's tortoise silly billy
21 3 ReplyTurtoises are turtles ya dingbat
https://www.britannica.com/story/whats-the-difference-between-a-turtle-and-a-tortoise
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If tortoises are turtles, why not just call all turtlelike creatures “turtle”? Because if the animal you’re referring to is a tortoise, some wise guy is going to correct you every time.
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All tortoises are turtles, umm.. pedantic Frederick?
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who should i trust? Nintendo or a random person on the Internet?
16 1 ReplyThose are koopa troopas. They're turtle-like, but not actual turtles.
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Please don't tap/knock on turtle shells. It would be like someone knocking directly on your bones.
8 1 ReplyMy bones are not weak, they can take it.
12 2 ReplyYour bones are not weak but its still not a good excuse to abuse a turtle by knocking on its shell.
4 0 ReplySurviving and getting pissed off are totally different things that can happen at the same time...
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That's really easy to do, knock on your head. There's just a thin layer of skin over the bone.
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That's neat and all. But how do they retract their heads?
6 0 ReplyAnd feet, especially box turtles. Some species can indeed go inside their shells - while still being a part of the shell itself, of course.
4 0 ReplyKinda looks like those vertical bones are part of a hinge joint.
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They can feel touch through their shells
5 0 ReplyWhat about Ninja Turtles?
4 0 ReplySame deal.
2 0 ReplyTurtles *are a half shell.
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I want to get him out though.
3 0 ReplyThat's illegal, if I were to be a dictator! Look, if were to be a Dictator of the World, there would be only one overarching Law: If Turtles decide to go out of their shells, they shall leave a little sign around that says "out for lunch" or something equally thoughtful.
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What about ninja turtles?
2 0 ReplyWait, what? I'm wrapped around my skeleton?
Queue Edgar Allen Poe
1 0 ReplyWait so they can't get out of their shells? But...
1 0 ReplyI see no brain in this picture.
3 2 Replythe hollow space contains treasure
2 2 Reply"You know, there's good eating in them things."
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