Percury
Senus
Barth
Uars
Fupiter
Yaturn
Sranus
Beptune
66 0 Replypoor !luto
30 1 Reply🅱️eptune!
12 0 ReplyWho told you the names of my children?
7 0 ReplyPenus
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Pretty sure you're a Taurus. Tauruses do not believe in astrology. Source: I'm also a Tauraus
30 0 ReplyThat kind?
13 0 ReplyA Ford Taurus?
8 0 ReplyWe have Ford Taurus at home
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Astrology is the belief that the positions of the stars have some significance for you.
The picture is talking about our local planets, which is even dumber.
3 0 ReplyIn the astrological sense, planets are stars, too. The relative position of the planets is important.
10 0 ReplyYeah but, Mars is awfully bright tonight. Explain that!
Those who are educated amongst us know this is a clear sign that Voldemort is on the rise. To each their own, though. Go ahead and just be unprepared for the Dark Lord's reprisal.
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Well, I mean you can probably blame Earth for a lot of issues; although I suppose it's the population and not the planet itself.
17 0 ReplyI think we can blame the planet for being born. 😤
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I will blame Visual Studio for anything and everything thank you very much
13 0 ReplyWhy is your username purple? Are you an admin of instace or community or anything?
7 0 ReplyI am Voyager app developer!
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Mercury is like totally in Gatorade right now
11 0 ReplyWhere is Pluto?
6 0 ReplyWhat about Ceres, Quaoar, Makmake and Haumea? What about Sedna, Eris and gonggong? How could anyone forget about gonggong?
12 1 ReplyThose were never labeled planets. Pluto was. Arbitrary classification changed to keep Earth's label important. Wierdly earth centric decision.
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Plotting revenge
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in the moment of my birth, Barnum's effect was in retrograde
5 0 ReplyWho. It's who. Nominative, not objective. Compare and contrast:
- He, who smelt it, dealt it
- Him, whom the letter is for, sent to it was.
See? Easy: Only ever use "whom" when speaking like Yoda.
5 0 ReplyI was being facetious.
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Spicy syzygy
3 0 Reply“'This is the excellent foppery of the world, that,
when we are sick in fortune, often the surfeit
of our own behaviour, we make guilty of our
disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars; as
if we were villains on necessity; fools by
heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and
treachers by spherical pre-dominance; drunkards,
liars, and adulterers by an enforc'd obedience of
planetary influence; and all that we are evil in,
by a divine thrusting on. An admirable evasion
of whore-master man, to lay his goatish
disposition to the charge of a star! My
father compounded with my mother under the
Dragon's Tail, and my nativity was under Ursa
Major, so that it follows I am rough and
lecherous. Fut! I should have been that I am,
had the maidenliest star in the firmament
twinkled on my bastardizing.”
—EDMUND, KING LEAR, ACT I SCENE 2
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