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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

www.thedailybeast.com Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection

Father Thomas McHale was reprimanded but not removed.

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www.thedailybeast.com /parishioners-report-father-thomas-mchale-for-saying-jesus-died-with-erection

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I mean, if we are going to get technical he probably also shat himself too.
- His last words may have been something akin to "oh fuck, don't look! Nobody'd better mention this part in my biography!"
  
  "Dont put this on the white girl necklace pendants!"
- Eloi Eloi, lama sabacthani
He is risen
- Jesus was hung on a cross
  
  Jesus wasn't hanged, but he sure was hung.
Denying that Jesus probably had an erection on the cross is a negation of the human nature of Christ, thus an heresy.
- an heresy
  
  an heresy
I hope i go out with a stiffy
And it took him 3 days to rise again, so was probably also suffering from ED.
- The Res-erection of Christ
Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??
- It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.
  
  No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.
  
  It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it
Now that's a Jesus that can get behind me....... I mean I can get behind!
- Jesus is a switch?
  
  I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.[a] They will come in and go out, and find pasture. John 10:9
  
  Jesus is a checkbox
Did he has enough blood to form a bonner?
- I can't see it. Is it a picture?
Angel lust is a common phenomenon. This is not entirely implausible.
I think the real question here is whether Jesus died with an erection or died from an erection.

Did he ride a donkey or ride like a donkey?
- I don’t know how to answer your question about the donkey, but the cross was erected.
  
  So Jesus died on an erection?
flag with erection
they hated him for speaking the truth
This is what you get when are not sleeping during biology classes.

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