Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world TokenBoomer @lemmy.world 3mo ago

Rizzler

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some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave
- I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?
Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl
- isn't that hellah weird to think about though
  
  I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao
- I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.
  
  It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.
  
  Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.
  
  TBH, and not with the intention of hurting your self-esteem, girl-pretty and gay-pretty seem to be quite different, in my experience.
- I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...
  
  My housemate-and-best-friend wants me a lot. I'm ace and aro. We have an understanding.
- it was difficult but i managed it :)
- Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.
  
  Unless...?
"brb crying" -> 🥹
- Omg she said she's coming back - that guy probably
This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.
If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller
- Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text
tf brb mean
- as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb
  
  Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.
  
  Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match
- How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha
- Be right back
  
  Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?
- Big Red Butthole
  
  "Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..
- It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.
- Team Fortress Barber?
- Balls Rightfully Blue.
- The brb is the word
- Going afk
Imagine having self esteem so low that you convince yourself (or actually believe) that the creepiest shit imaginable is romantic.

Hell, I've lived with depression with suicidal ideation since I was like 7 but at least I'm not crazy.
- You... You can't imagine anything creepier than someone jerking off to a picture of you? I'm not sure if I should admire your innocence or warn you about the world out there
  
  Allow me to explain this little thing called "hyperbole."
- I mean context is important, not creepy if they're a couple.
- Romantic? No. Creepy? Definitely not, unless they're total strangers (or worse, family).
Oooohkaay this is all about as slimy and gross as human communications can get.
- Looks like a conversation between consenting parties
  
  Yea just one bro helping his other bro feel better.
  
  Yeah, heart reaction on that msg from the receiving party
- It definitely is not.
  
  Depends if blue is 12 and grey is her dad.
- Take comfort in the fact that it was probably a joke
- Oh sweet summer child

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