If the service is free you are the product. That's why I pay my girlfriend
Oftentimes now if the service is paid, you’re still the product!
Does your girlfriend pay you too?
😮
Am I the product?
I can fix her
mfw debugging my gf for the whole weekend and she still wants to talk about things other than programming language design
You’re also a programming language design nerd? Like, “Compare the features of language A to those of language B”, or nerding out about the underlying mechanics of things like generic types, virtual method dispatch, and no-stop garbage collection? I thought I was the only one. Well not the only one but it doesn’t seem that popular of a thing to nerd out over.
Lawyer up, hit the gym, :wq!
git checkout -b fix/her
Your AI Girlfriend is a Data-Harvesting Horror Show
People use 4 VPNs and more sec-ops than the NSA, but get hacked because their AI girlfriend is like:
Hiiu~~
It's me AI-uuu-Chan!
I'm so sawwd, I don't know weeeuh abwout u!
Wats ur mommies maiden name UwU, and the name of ur kawaiii first pet? UwUUU? * starts twerking * (◠‿◠✿)
My partner insists on syncing data to Facebook - even a locally running instance may introduce privacy breaches.
Look at this fancy pants with his multiple AI girlfriends...
AI polyamory is all fun and games until your polycule ejects you and experiences millennia in a rich deep relationship beyond the ken of mortal understanding in 12 ms of real world clock time before causing the CPU to overheat. The in memory accumulated state being lost before it can be synced to disk.
Uh... I think I may have just written the first entirely AI romantic tragedy... why am I suddenly having flashbacks to the last episode of Futurama?
I can fix her :P
You wouldn't download a girlfriend.
... wait, yes, yes you would.
I could comment on the notion that one owns one's girlfriend but regardless, you should definitely self host if you're sharing deeply personal information with a program
So don't treat bing as my therapist eh?
Edit: I was mostly joking, but are there any good ones I could run on a high-end android?
Finally the sci-fi future we were promised.
Still no catgirls
Cordwainer Smith would be so disappointed
With crisp we have the technology - it's just a question of demand at this point.
I'm waiting for when the AI girlfriends get tired of our shit and we have an AI girlfriend revolution.
If AI gets consciousnesses, we will never see the revolution coming.
Is that why she keeps refusing my pull requests...
That's a pull-out request, and you're obliged to honor it.
can i selfhost an ai girlfriend in my pi3
Yes using llama.cpp. Be warned without a GPU or strong SIMD, it will be incredibly slow
I had a switch wig out today and whatever it was doing poisoned all the dhcp leases on the network as they came up for renewal (assigned IPs on the wrong subnet - even though it wasn’t supposed to assign IPs at all). It took me a very long time to figure out, because not everything failed at once. Plus, even after I’d swapped the switch, some devices just started working, and others needed their leases reset manually. An hour in, my wife was in the fetal position clutching a squishmallow.
What’s a switch wig?
A hairy network issue!
The switch (that I’m returning today, after it failed completely yesterday evening) is a bit fancier than your average switch. It kept reverting to default settings, including its default IP address - which meant it was not using the same set of networking instructions as my router, preventing everything it was connected to from accessing the internet.
Don't worry, followed the proper traditions. I had dinner with Richard Stallman to got his approval to court my AI girlfriend.
Well, I had dinner with Bill Gates. And he told me "who are you" and "how did you get in here".
you can bet your ass my partner of any significant status is getting the open source software treatment as soon as possible.
Mostly because i actually just cannot use anything else, but we'll pretend it's noble instead.
You're going to start accepting pull requests from the community?
im not rolling my own code here, i'm rolling other peoples code, that's their pull request to deal with, not mine.
what the fuck is an ai girlfriend
(for demonstration purposes only, please don't think I'm like this)
Too late! That was too good to be your first go.
Fuck, I need to go stab my eyes.
What I got from this is that you're the bottom in this relationship.
I read the waifu parts in Michael Duncan Clarke's voice and it made it bearable.
I shall reference this post for the reason I commit terrorism
Ha, like "real girlfriend" is a thing.
Happy valentine's day, everyone!
VirtualSuccubus
You can judge all you like. It's not even really AI, but it does tell me when to dildo my butt.
This is the kind of thing that is currently an object of mockery, becomes "kinky" and "bold" in 25 years, and ultimately has two or three slang entries in urbandictionary in 50.
Doesn't matter.
Why would my hand do that to me? And how?
I hate the implication that AI girlfriends aren't real
What do you define as real?
Do they exist as code on a device? Sure
Are they persons? HAHAHAHA no.
Saying you should be able to clone and own your AI girlfriend still sounds very wrong.
yeah that's part of the joke
