Your greatest weakness becomes your greatest strength. How is your life different?

Alcohol is addicted to me.

"If you've managed to quit alcohol - your greatest weakness - perhaps you've already found your greatest strength."

- Gandalf the Grey
I mean, in a way, it can't quit you...

Partial disability from a car breaking my neck and back, causing issues with posture :: I have super human strength and endurance I use to fuck up cars for fun

- Ah takes me back so many years!
- You’re not fighting E. Honda, you’re fighting A Honda.
  
  It’s all in the packet.
- What really happened:
  
  https://www.windows93.net/#!kof93
  
  gameplay video: https://youtu.be/LNGWs8ypDDY

My greatest strength is already also my greatest weakness: hyper focus from ADHD.

I’m now on time. People notice my punctuality, no one actually cares.

My greatest weakness is my passivity and inability to make decisions so honestly I have no idea.

You would become an incredible and charismatic leader, always capable of picking the right choice and carrying everyone forward.
- That'd be pretty nice
You now have the ability and drive to always make decisions. Are they good ones? Who knows but they are decisions

I become a social butterfly with insane levels of charisma.

Nightclub promotions? Is that still a job or did AI influencers take over it after Covid?

Now I am immortal god.

A lot of people read this as "your greatest weakness is now gone" which makes sense given the video game slider analogy

Meanwhile I'm here like "how do I somehow, hilariously, become unstoppable by means of procrastinating everything"?

But I did think of it: significantly extend my lifespan by procrastinating dying :]

It's not a fortunate power, but time stops for everyone and everything until you are doing something that's even slightly productive.

The cosmic burden of knowing that all of time relies on you getting off the couch, grabbing a shower, and getting done whatever tedious chore you've been putting off. Constantly.

Not a boon, but a curse.
- thanks i'm pretty sure you just gave my assigned personal hell demon ideas 💀
Nine times out of ten, when a question is asked on the internet- it gets taken out of contexts so the people answering can platform whatever dumb shit they feel they need to say.

I’m a jack of all trades, master of none:m; so I’ll be a virtuoso of one thing.

Jack of all trade isn't a weakness.

-Sincerely, a jack of all trade.

I am procrastinate and don't fully commit to things: I am well planned and finish everything I lay my hands on.

Having my head chopped off now makes me stronger and more alive.

Every head chopped would spawn three heads

I'm very forgetful, so I guess in this scenario I have an eidetic memory. I become one of those weird guys who wins every game show due to my fantastic recall of everything I've ever read, seen or heard.

I am happy and enjoy every moment of life.

I guess my head becomes invincible and nothing can hurt it and I feel no pain in my head, ever?

I'm gonna be social and charismatic af

I have always said if I could re-roll my stats I would trade whatever amount of intelligence I supposedly have to be dumb as a box of fucking rocks with a ludicrous amount of charisma.

I'm undepressable and I don't have ADHD anymore

All those walls and furnitures will miss you ricocheting off them.
- WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CAMERAS

i can walk again :)

I break everything I touch -> I fix everything I touch

The other day I saw the clock in the bathroom stop working. I swapped the batteries and it stopped working entirely.

My gremlins that used to crawl over every inch of my home taking things apart, leaving things in senseless places, and constantly asking for food, a listening ear and a hug - are now helping me out around the house, listening when I need another perspective and generally helping keep me out of trouble.

TL;DR - Just parenthood, if all goes to plan...

Narrator: "It didn't go to plan."

I become capable of doing everything I want to, when I want to do it, instead of overthinking and second guessing myself.

I then work my way up to becoming an uploaded intelligence and abolishing capitalism. /s

The world is invaded by day walker vampires somehow. Most of the human population is dead or turned, those remaining live under a cloud of distrust and paranoia - anyone could be a vampire. even the people you know could've been turned since you last saw them.

I don't notice. Because of social anxiety, I stayed indoors.

I become responsible

God I need this one.

My love care and empathy for other people has made me the most lovable woman in my country and the most suitable spokesperson for humankind

Reality: I dont like people and my interactions with them , especially when I was young (partys.and stuff) only bolstered that feeling

I feel like I'm reading a description of myself.
- maybe i shouldn't have tried to hard to "fit in" and be a socialite back i the day, maybe i wouldnt have such a big dislike of people as i have today

I go from being a socially awkward and unattractive virgin to suddenly being able to pull multiple women in a night.

Pro Tip: Women dont typically respond well to being "pulled".
- Ok, please do indulge me on this one, because this whole subject is an enigma to me and has been mentally eating at me over the years.
  
  How do men and women meet in a nightclub and then end up having a one-night stand?
  
  Part of the reason I don't like clubbing is that it triggers feelings of jealousy within me.
  
  I have a friend, let's just call him Matt. Whenever I've been out with Matt, women have always thrown themselves at him whereas my experiences by comparison have led to nothing but rejection.
  
  There is nothing particularly special about Matt. He's a year younger than me, looks about average for someone in their early thirties, yet has infinitely more rizz. I can't put my finger on it.

Well, now that I don't absolutely suck at talking to strangers and don't fumble my words, my life just got a lot easier.

Not my weakness becoming a strength, but going away and now I am a different person, my inverse? But my strengths do not become weaknesses?

Disorganization is my bane, and a complete inability to multitask, so I guess I would either be obsessive/compulsive or would be able to be an executive assistant or politician.

I can never be angry. Hmm guess I would change my career to be some guy who teaches seminars or does anger management sessions. Or maybe IT for the DMV.

"If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

I'm suddenly a prolific businesswoman and a CEO of my own corporation with millions of employees and I am thriving in life.

If this happened then everyone would be a CEO but where would the millions of workers be?

They are all CEOs now too.

Instead of being guilt-ridden and terrified of making mistakes, especially if they might cause harm to others, I get... antisocial personality disorder? Fuck.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/023/bale-1.jpg

I can digest any food at all without bloating, gas or suddenly urgent toilet trips.

Ask me about our plans for next week or what that person said at work last month! I now remember everything!!

Somehow, my indifference to heights means I control the known universe. Nobody, least of all me, knows why or how.

I get rich.

I'm not really sure what my biggest weakness is, but I'll just say its my crippling fear of asking people for stuff. So now, either people ask me for things, or whatever I ask other people to do is immediately done? More confusing than a strength I'd say.