112 1 ReplyBurgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
Best party ever!
59 0 ReplyBDSMx2 Parties are great
29 0 ReplyBondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
18 1 ReplyBYOBDSM
1 0 ReplyI personally prefer to eat, drink, and dance before I, ahem, dance
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Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody's called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
77 12 ReplyAgnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
23 0 ReplyUm Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
49 0 ReplyYeah but only in Poland
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I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They're in their mid 60s iirc.
21 0 ReplyI bet they did bdsm
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lol what? It's a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
20 0 ReplyI'd suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don't want to have to come back and explain that I'm not accusing anybody of stealing.
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Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
7 0 ReplyAnd the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it's not happening.
6 0 ReplyToo be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I'd like and I've never heard the french version elsewhere.
7 1 ReplyAgnu
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It's amazing what toxic assholes say to try to "prove" that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
1 0 ReplyWat
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I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.
55 1 ReplyHonestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!
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Mom, just can't wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
45 1 Reply"We are NOT done talking about this."
Good, I hope not! 🤣
40 0 ReplyYes we are. [Blocks]
32 1 ReplyWait, there aren’t smilies. Maby she is really exited and can’t stop talking about this.
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I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
26 1 ReplyThat would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don't roll around.
16 0 ReplyWhut?
8 0 ReplySó thats the code?
6 0 ReplySupposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don't even remember where to be honest.
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So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.
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Fuckin worth it.
12 0 ReplyAnd I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
6 0 ReplySomeone's getting spanked. But who? 🤔
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