What is your favorite passive agressive insult to send in chat?

I feel that you should be aware that some asshole is signing your name to stupid letters.

"Pretty sure that's a bot everybody, careful what links you click"

I’m so glad I didn’t have to grow up with “a general school chat.” Sounds like a fucking nightmare.

I'll start. "Ah, someone got their account stolen"

"Wow, I would never have the courage to do that."

Whenever someone has a very traditional, conservative discourse online, I like to ask if their vision is based on movement. 🦖

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"Yikes".

I can't tell you how much I care what you think. Thanks very much for sharing!

If everyone was as perfect as you, the world would be a very boring place.

Wow. Thousands of years, billions of humans. And I got lucky to find the one human who is the pinnacle of evolution, who possesses all knowledge, has unlocked the secrets of the universe. How did you achieve this? Please, tell me your secret.

"ok"

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I'm going to fuck your dad and give him a child that he actually loves.

If it's a conservative or religious person trying to justify something:

"That's really interesting, why do you think --insert brief summary of their topic/first sentence-- ?"

Continue this until they realize they've either painted themselves into a corner or they realize I'm trolling them several monologues/pages later. It's the uno reverso card when they try wasting my time.

"Cool! What are they for?"

"Let's change the subject."

For NFT specifically I'd link the olive garden NFT project and encourage people to mint those unlimited bread sticks.

None. I hate pass-aggro; I'd rather be dry (bald-on record) or upfront (plain aggro).

What I'd do in this case depends mostly on

1. if I trust some person in power to handle this shit in a smart way. Either one in charge of the group or the school.
2. how insistent the NFT scammer is.
3. how much I care about other people in the group that might fall for the NFT scam.

For #2 and #3, on best hypothesis (no insistence + I don't care about others) I'd simply answer "not interested". However, get me motivated enough and I'll be rather colourful with language usage, to the best that the platform allows me. Such as:

As I already bloody said over and over and over and over, I do not want your NFT bullshit. "No" means "no" for anyone with basic reading comprehension, unlike you. Your NFTs have zero intrinsic value. You might be able to convince some goddamn morons to join your pyramid scheme, but I'm not doing it. Is this clear??? Stop insisting and fuck off.

Further links for anyone interested: [link associating NFT bullshit to pyramid schemes], [Wikipedia link explaining pyramid schemes] I heavily recommend you guys to read this before buying anything from this guy.

Followed by blocking the moron for the sake of my own sanity.

"You can do whatever you want"

Don't see a reason to reply anything

Is AI asking this? Ahahaha

"gg git gud" but I only when I lose the match.

A lot of the people I encounter are hypochondriacs, and someone asked me if it was me being caring or me being passive-aggressive that I can be found telling them all the things they didn't know they might have. I paused for a moment and replied "...maybe."

Late to the party but I recently saw one online that is now my favourite.

"You look like you drop regular loot when you're eliminated".

End w Kind Regards... scathing

I usually ask worthless people to check out reddit. Does that count?

"Oof"

People get pretty pissed over the "Rammus OK" emote after every message.

"No thanks."

I usually just make alt accounts and just be proper aggressive

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK ILL SHOOT YOUR MOTHER IN THE HEAD AND RAPE YOUR SISTER TILL SHE LOOKS LIKE A DELETED SCENE FROM JOHN CARPENTER'S "THE THING" (1982) KILL YOURSELF"

I usually use this when I'm mad but don't want a confrontation.