Yeah, the losing weight, getting a girlfriend, and removing the poop stain were actually just hallucinations caused by his brain shutting down due to water toxemia
Fucking doctors. 'drink water' 'at least 8 glasses a day' 'more if you exercise' 'water is vital to you' 'most of the human body is water' 'đź’¦' but nobody is like 'but not too much water or it can kill you'.
Doctors are in bed with Big Water, and they don't want you to know the truth!
Not necessarily if your kidneys are in good working order and you replace incidental salt loss but you would essentially never stop pissing. Kidneys work fast so you'd literally just be taking a piss shortly after drinking a liter. You'd be peeing once or twice an hour.
Having the dedication to actually do that when you also post on 4chan is unbelievable.
You realise there are some grave differences between water and soda, right? Also, damn dude, I seriously hope you are an American who just cannot convert ounces to liters properly.
It already stops being healthy past 3 liters. Your urinary tract is constantly running on overdrive and you are flushing important nutrients out of your system drinking this much.
Plus, you probably can’t get a full night of sleep because you have to take a piss every 20 minutes
Urine isn't the only way to get rid of water. But if you sweat it out, you will need to replace the missing sodium. Breathing causes water to leave too.
Timing is everything. Your kidneys can potentially make a liter of urine an hour. If you drink nine in two hours, you're going to have diarrhea, vomiting and potentially die. If you do the same over 24 hours and you're otherwise healthy, you'll just pee a lot.