Unironically philosophical
Farts are universally funny. Like sex jokes, they transcend time and language.
In fact, the oldest joke we have discovered was a fart joke:
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial... A young woman did not fart in her husband's lap.
Compare that to a different joke from about 200 years later:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one
It doesn't matter where or when you're from, nor does it matter what language you speak, farts are funny and will continue to be funny forever.
If I find your farts funny then I'm scaling the current level of joy per fart. We can have an import / export scheme. My gross domestic product is outrageous.
Fart Vandalay.
Are you suggesting something like the tin cans with a string in the middle, but replacing the string with a hose. We're gonna need some government subsidies on our farts because eventually one of us is going to overproduce and kill the other in a horrific explosion.
... Fart-splosion? What a way to go.
I always blame mine on the cat.
God I love this comment section
Shit Emily, that's deep.
Same logic applies to murder.
Who said murder wasn't funny?
Idk! You can't even spell slaughter without laughter
I think that people that don't find farts funny are fakers or have brain damage. It's pretty much a reflex to trigger the funny center of the brain.
I think it depends greatly on what part of the fart they're enjoying and why. Someone laughing at a nicely audible, clean rip is very different than someone chuckling at overhearing a wet one.
Narcissism, so mental health in the "I'm better than this" basket lol
The most concise and convincing argument about any topic ever.
Emjoying farts is just micro dosing your scat fetish
I read this while farting.
