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Schnitzel_bub Schnitzel Bub @lemmy.ml

I just steal my favorite memes from other platforms and share them with you guys.

You know, kindling to keep the Lemmy fire burning warmer.

Also, I love uncomplicated, basic stuff in life; like schnitzel, coffee and masturbation.

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It always does.

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I know I'll become one with it.

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He's not popular, but he means well

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I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.
  • I assume based on this image.

  • I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.
  • I used to have a pixel art tut on YouTube, about 30k views. as they kept changing their terms as the time went by, in my disfavor, and in the user's disfavor, I deleted the video. fuck them.

  • I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.
  • I stole it from imgur.

  • I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.
  • it's just better even as UI. you can pick all the settings:

    • set default video resolution
    • autoplay
    • allow/skip ads
    • allow/skip sponsor messages
    • play audio only
    • hide suggested vidya/comments/description (toggle)
    • dark mode
    • no tracking
    • no email required for account
    • toggle shorts on/off
    • should homepage be trending or subscription feed?

    I mean what the hell else can you want?

  • I'm going to hit them in the head with a pipe.
  • I always liked the characters but felt there wasn't enough plot for them somehow.

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  • sirko.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
  • it's OK man, they'll turn up.

  • She helps when I cook.

    She smell checks almost every ingredient and never tastes. Best cat. Then she smells the end product and we're both like 'that's that done, then'.

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    I don't have the tits for it
  • they said to tell you: "ditto, lol"

    they're still blue though.

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  • sirko

  • Dangit Anthony Kiedis
  • they're my favorite band, but they had them on all the time in a bar I used to go to. so I had to abandon the bar before I'd grow sick of RHCP.

    5 years later, rhcp cured me of being an alcoholic.

    my point however is, if enough people play them, they will become annoying to many others.

  • No, por favor.

    If they leave the EU, the union will surely disband completely.

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  • I think "the more global warming accentuates, the bigger the Firefox and the smaller the globe" is the consistent rule. and when it's just an orange circle with 0 fox elements, and no blue left, our time will be up as a species. Just fire will remain.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
  • I think the situation isn't relatable to you which makes it difficult to get the joke. and that's perfectly fine.

  • More like 658 by my measurement
  • American penisiae.

  • Hahaha!
  • she prefers the term "jism aquatic placental marine mammal"

  • At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.
  • we only caesar you now out of respect, for fulfilling your joke.

  • Hahaha!
  • nurse shark will get you in jail.

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
  • Sounds about right. that doesn't mean we can't banter at work and be friendly with each other - it just doesn't necessarily transfer into the rest of our lives, right?

  • Even my mom is a better pirate.
  • perfect addition tbh.

  • At least he didn't die with an unanswered question.

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    Even my mom is a better pirate.

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    I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
  • the whole idea of the meme and the initial joke in the series is exactly that there's no nice way of setting this boundary, so Jerry just becomes blunt about it and accepting that it makes him look like an ass. that is the joke

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh
  • Well what if you don't have friend groups, but individual, very close, intimate, old, meaningful friendships?

  • I always have both too many and not enough friends smh

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    Moss' cat.

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    Definetly.

    They landed, said "let's build some huge triangles for shits and giggles" and then they fucked off.

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    I have also brought my pasta associate.

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    Wash them down with milk

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    She speaks from the fart

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    Dear bosses everywhere,

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    Accurate.

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    Not fair.

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    Na.

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    Holesome.

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    I'm not your friend, guh!

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    Where my watersluts at?

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