What can I say to someone in your field or hobby to make it sound like I know what I'm talking about?

Fucking Microsoft and changing the 365 portal again.

Or

Fucking Microsoft and changing the name of a service offering again

Lol.. If I had 5 bucks for every time I've heard or said "fucking Microsoft" in my life 😂
The only reason Microsoft has any business at all is that no matter what kind of a shit show they cause, no one ever got fired for going with Microsoft.
- As someone who manages a Google workspace instance currently, God I wish I had exchange for my email service.
For anyone else who can relate, I found that this site is clutch for getting around the different portals:

https://cmd.ms
Azure AD is now Entra?? Dafuq?
- That is the one I am not going to complain about. Azure AD was the wrong name.

These fucking clowns just can't maintain their documentation properly.

(There ya go, my line of work is only one of probably a zillion this'll fit)

Circus rigging tech?
- Unfortunately, most tech is ultimately circus rigging tech

“Ugh, who coiled up this cord?”

Covers any field with cords.

Sand, sand, and sand some more. When you think you are done sanding, sand some more.

McDojo karate instruction?

Garbage in is garbage out

This is true for a lot of fields, but I'm going to take a guess you're working with machine learning?
- I like to keep my professional life separate, but you’re not far off. It’s definitely data related yea :)
- Dishwashing

"It's always DNS."

Is it patch Tuesday again already?
It's not a networks issue.

I'm looking for a dry red with some organic minerality, something that would go well with the dry-aged steak. Do you have any Carménère, by chance?

Food critic?
- Sommelier maybe?

"Is that logo vector?"

Uh, I don't know what that means, but I want it the size of a billboard.
- Put it up and we'll find out.
  
  The billboard:
  
  Narrator: It wasn't.
Oh man. The number of tiny raster logos from the corners of web pages I was sent to etch on a wall-sized sign.

Can you believe what unity just did?

Just talk about kubernetes, container registeries, CAC and you can have a 100k+ job.

Always grease your stern gland, it'll save your life one day

I'd like to know more!
- https://forums.ybw.com/threads/stern-gland-greasing-why.224482/

One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor, carry the two, changing its atomic isotope into a radioactive spider. Fuck you science!

So you work in film, eh?

I love it when I get to grab firm jugs with both hands

(Bouldering)

And a side effect of

For a number of years now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a transmission that would not only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. Such an instrument is the turbo encabulator.

"Please do the needful"

Isn't IBM documentation the worst?

After a certain point, DOM diffing just hurts performance. And I really just don’t see the point in a virtual DOM in 2023.

This is pretty Solid.

Tried to lace a hyzer flip through the gap, but turned it over... would have ended up in the shul but caught a good kick and landed in the circle!

Then you chained out on the AM side didn’t you?

Make sure you flash your piece in the gloryhole before cracking it off of the punty.

Electrical engineering: "Did you remember to add bypass caps?"

Nice try ChatGPT!

Go stand by the Gaylord.

(It's not what it sounds like) Https://airseacontainers.com/blog/what-is-a-gaylord-box/

Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

MEP engineer: "Architects are as useful as a fart in a fistfight."

So, only if used tactically?
- They make an audible sound, turn up at the worst possible times, are good for a laugh, but not much further than that.

A level 0 master scheduled part is a form of blow-through part that forecasts at a high level among products of a similar design and can be disaggregated to level 1 and netted against actual demands to yield supply proposals within the planning time fence.

It's not just about the p-value being more than 95%, the power also needs to be above 80% and we need to have run for at least a business cycle.

Pebkac

"Who fucking closed?"

The conduit run should be a 45-degree elbow and come from the power trench, one two-inch. Tie the static pole to ground with a pigtail. You’ve run A-phase into B-phase before the switch, so straighten them out so A runs to A and B runs to B. C is good.

I should open up a stop to get more shadow detail.

Photography?

Ran torture after torture, dialed in retraction for vroom, and confirmed via arctan (ambient humidity nominal, mixture stable), so now we simply wait for the magic to finish.