Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesaaagt!
58 1 ReplyWillst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
10 0 ReplyTreu ihr sein fuer alle Tage
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Du hast mich
Du hast mich
Du hast mich mit einem industriell angelegten Casting system in die Row Zero bugsiert, um dann in der Pause unter der Bühne mehr oder minder zwangfrei Sex zu haben
56 4 ReplyEcht krass wie wenig Leute international darüber Bescheid wissen in Anbetracht ihrer weltweiten Popularität
8 0 ReplyOch mann. Ich mochte deren Musik echt gern.
3 0 ReplyDie Musik kannst du auch noch mögen. Die Musiker halt nicht
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2 0 ReplyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'm Brazilian and would die there. But I can only go until Du hast mich, the the rest is mumble jumble
48 1 ReplyPretty much everyone would say "du hast", it's so iconic. I think that's the joke? If not, this comic really doesn't stand up to scrutiny.
29 2 ReplyMost Germans probably wouldn't though.
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I can make out gefracht (probably not how it's spelled but that's how it sounds) but nothing past that.
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Could someone please explain the joke?
I don’t know the reference or German.
35 0 ReplyGerman band Rammstein has a famous song named "Du Hast" which starts off the chorus with "du ... du hast ... du hast mich etc. etc.". Du hast is German for "you have".
80 0 ReplyAnd if you're just listening to the song, the lyrics sound like "you... you hate... you hate me... you asked me...", etc. It's a play on words and you're not really supposed to understand if it's hast (have, part of a past tense phrase) or hasst (hate) until the whole sentence is out
55 1 ReplyThank you, I don’t listen to industrial metal so I was never going to get this one.
15 2 ReplyAnd is a homonym of "du haßt" creating the German double entendre of "you have me/you hate me"
8 0 ReplyWhat do I have?
7 1 ReplyAlmost. "Du" does mean "you" but "hasst" means "hate". Not "have".
So basically the guy shouted "you" and the Germans shouted back "you hate".
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Du hast nicht.
23 3 Reply*mich
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Pretty sure it's referencing the song Du Hast by Rammstein https://youtu.be/W3q8Od5qJio?si=KN3Cayzv1uKoXa2w
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Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do
Do hats
Do hats fit
Do hats fit
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
Do hats fit my frog?
They do. His name is Zog!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy fooor him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
I've been going to the store
How many hats should I buy fooor him?
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Ahhhhhh, NINE!
Do-do-du-loot-doot-dinna-lunna-loot! Dinnuna-oota-loot!
36 2 Reply10/10. Would buy your parody album.
7 0 ReplyIt absolutely needs accordion.
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As teens, me and my friends initially misheard this as:
Who
Who has
Who has fish?
And later in the song as:
Who has fish from France?
28 1 ReplyGermans do love French fish.
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Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
6 0 ReplyA stammering German might inadvertently vibe up with this song: https://piped.video/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU
3 1 ReplyWhat's up with shooting Germans in 1997 or later?
1 0 ReplyDuch. 👻
Duch chwast. 👻☘️
Duch chwast miś. 👻☘️🐻
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