FACT: if you submerge a human in dihydrogen monoxide, they will die within minutes.
Fact: military officers sometimes use very small amounts of dihydrogen monoxide to torture prisoners to extent that the prisoners will admit to committing actions they had not committed.
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Thanks, sent me down on quite a rabbit hole on PFCs and cryogenics.
Guybrush Threepwood enters the chat.
They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we're supposed to believe it's totally healthy!?
They use this stuff in nuclear reactors, too. And then they just release it into the air!
At Fukushima, Zirconium-DHMO reactions produced an explosive gas that blew up 3 buildings!
They're putting it in the stuff you drink!
Every single person that has died ingested it in some form.
Yea but the government won't tell us
This stuff is so aggressive, they can cut metal with it. ☠️
Especially when it's filled with rubies, which are known by medicine to cause severe digestive problems.
People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.
Some people claim it's safe, but if it's so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?
And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.
I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!
Not to mention its so addictive that brings people in a state of daze and confusion till they actually believe it's good for they're health and they go spreading words such as "u should drink at least a liter and a half a day" we are gone so far that there are also biosynthesized or chemically engineered versions for bays and little kitties this society is awfull
Truly, DHMO is the Devil's plaything. It's worse than fentanyl!
I didn't even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It's nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.
Even worse, many people are addicted already at birth because their mother was addicted and had to keep taking it during pregnancy
Safe?! I live in a country with low awareness, although the rivers are full of it. Every time i take a shower i look literally like bleached afterwards!
Dihydrogen monoxide isn't a good name for water, especially in this context. Hydroxic acid or hydrogen hydroxide make much more sense.
Water only splits into O2 and H2 under electrolysis, not due to acid/base chemistry. You have to be actively adding electrons. In solution, it dissociates into ion states as protons H+ and hydroxide OH-.Neeeeeeeeeerd!
Got more interesting science stuff ?
Water is the most common substance that can be either an acid or a base (on earth), but lots of other compounds are also amphoteric.
In fact, on other planets where ammonia fills the same role as water, ammonia would be the most common amphoteric substance, so most solutions would be in a liquid ammonia solvent. This means neutral pH on those planets would substantially higher!
K_w is the auto dissociation constant for water, and at room temp, K_w is about 10^(-14). Taking the negative log of the square root of K_w gives the pH of pure water of about 7. The auto dissociation constant of ammonia, however, is about 10^(-30), so the pH of pure liquid ammonia is about 15! Basically, as soon as we start using solvents other than water, pH gets really funky
Edit: and before anyone jumps in to say "ack-shully, pH is based on the concentration of hydronium ions in solution, so you can't use pH for systems based on solvents other than water," pH can also be considered to be based on the protonated form of whatever the solvent is. So in an ammonia-based solution, you would find the pH by taking the negative log of ammonium instead of hydronium. Instead of defining pH as
pH = -log [H_3 O^(+)]
A more universal definition would be
pH = -log [H_2 A^(+)]
Where the auto dissociation reaction of any amphoteric solvent can be written as
HA + HA -> H_2 A^(+) + A^(-)
This is more detail than most people care about, but there's always lurking pedants on the Internet, so I thought I would leave a more detailed explanation
Hydroxic acid sounds more terrible in this context, yes. But what does that have to do with possible reactions of H2O?
https://wiki.c2.com/?HydrogenHydroxide
Hydrogen Hydroxide
Water.
Specifically, water reacting as a base. When reacting as an acid its systematic name is Hydroxic Acid.
Oddly enough, water can be considered a molecule (H2O), or an ion group (H+ and OH-). Once I got that through my skull, the whole acid/base mess got much clearer.
- Hydronium Oxide
DHMO pollutes our rivers, water supplies and our bodies. Everyone who has died has had some form of contact with DHMO, either as a pollutant within their body or in the environment. Some people even drink it because "scientists" say we "need" it to survive.
I appreciate your commitment to the bit.
Many drowning victims were found to have copious amount of dihydrogen monoxide in their lungs
Not just drowning victims. Many freshly dead persons will have Dihydrogen Monoxide in their system, including but not limited to their lungs. They try to keep it a secret. Doctors will usually not write it down outside of the mentioned drowning.
If the body decays, that's a strong sign the person had the substance inside it at the time of death.
I like how on Lemmy people just write entire essays in the comment sections of memes.
I like it, too. It feels like there's actual thoughtfulness amongst the shitposting.
I guess that's kind of the reason why ELI5 never took off here. People just explain things throughly in normal comments.
You definitely don't want this stuff to escape into the atmosphere.
Yes - it’s a very effective greenhouse gas!
Every single person on Earth has died/will die after ingesting it.
And for years it's literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I've made my research and it's seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!
It's also highly addictive and humans develop such a strong dependency that withdrawal is fatal.
It also can have a fatal overdose effect!
It is also a base! It’s fucked up that much!
Fuck me it’s the bisexual of solutions.
Probably why life can develop in it so easily
Kids are ingesting it between classes!
_THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!! _
Recently 5 Billionaires died due to overexposure. It is really dangerous
For comparison - acid rain has a pH level of 4.
I totally just wrote out the wording in a text and sent it to someone and they freaked out.
What that in? It's really acidic?
Bahahaha
Edit: I spelled it out for them and they still called me and asked what it was.
Wait until you hear about sodium chloride, which is being put into our food, and is made out of a highly explosive material and a poisonous gas.
Not just a poisonous gas but a literal weapon of mass destruction
Some people say if you heat it up above 100° c it evaporates and it can burn your children!
Two radio hosts got fired years ago after rasing awareness about dihydrogen monoxide.
I want to learn! Source please? This will help my anti DHMO platform!
I tried to @ you, but the feature is shit on Lemmy
Last weekend I was at a formula 1 race. And we got soaked in dihydrogen monoxide there....
Found the zandvoort enjoyer
Oh hey, I didn’t know it was geriatric meme day.
Drink some hydrogen hydroxide and your troubles will wash away.
Nitrogen Minoxidil Mono Uride
This was a meme before we even called them memes.
I think it is a strong base with pOH of 7.
Everyone who has ever consumed dihydrogenmonoxide will die!
They killed many women (witches) with that stuff in the old days.
I love all the comments 🫀
It's also a base although a weak one
We'll get to banning it right after we bomb Agrabah!
Guarantee this thread will be taken seriously by some people
I am not one of those people, but man that was a good caption. Lots of people always forget it's a "reverse scale".
I can believe that the first post I made is 1.4k updoots
yeah but have you felt overwhelming pain and suffering when you throw up and its acidic and burns everything leaving you with physical and mental trauma due to the unbelievably painful moment your body produced? yeah that's worse
Penn and teller anyone?
Thats dangerous! I will take it to my government (orban and comrades), to create a new hate/fear campaign! 🤣
This joke was barely passable when we were 12yr olds telling it on the school. How the fuck a bunch of adults just upvoted this meme I cannot begin to fathom...
Oh no, the huge meme community has jokes everyone gets :,(
I too wish there were more memes that only Smart™ people like us could understand, what a world we live in where humor isn't niche
Bro it's not that they're easy to comprehend, it's that they're tired, stale, and trite. Peak boomer humor.
Come on man, do you really want to see "new hip kid on the block" lemmy immediately leapfrog over reddit and dive straight into becoming Facebook memes?
Have some fucking standards, goddamn.
A full one third of the population of the United States cannot name even one branch of government, only 26% can name all three. The meme still works because people are still dumb and you can easily make fun of them over the stuff we knew when we were 12.
"am i out of touch for not finding this meme funny?nayh... it must be the manchildren!"
On Lemmy, no one knows you're a dog.
This is the kind of boomer shit that makes me want to go back to reddit
A Redditor would just say "Bye Felicia"
Maybe in 2009
Not all boomer humor is bad.
