Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)


That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
51 0 ReplyOmg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada
26 0 ReplyYou're not gonna believe this...
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If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
5 0 ReplyAre we dating the same woman?
5 0 ReplyPlot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!
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you wouldn't know her, she goes to another instance
16 0 ReplyNicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s
10 0 ReplyHey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.
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That’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
19 0 Reply... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
8 0 ReplyOkay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta
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I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
21 0 ReplyYour days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
9 0 ReplySorry, this is a competition, I have already TWO Nicole messages, with two different pictures! One of them hasnt been shared widely yet I think so it's a shiny ✨.
Do better Mr second place.
3 0 Replygot my first nicole recently too.
that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
5 0 ReplyWelcome to the fam!
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This is Nicoles world, we just comment in it.
17 0 ReplySo on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.
The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.
2 0 Reply🎶Corpos to the right of me
Nicoles on the left
Here I am stuck in the middle with you 🎶5 0 Reply
Brilliant. Bit I thought Nicole was my bestie
5 0 ReplyI've gotten 4 messages from Nicole, all with different pictures of the same girl so I know she's real
5 0 ReplyFinally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user
7 0 ReplyMy Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
8 0 ReplyPlease make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.True love stories are so inspirational!
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You know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
7 0 ReplyI was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
6 0 ReplyI thought it was a scam at first, as on the surface it resembles a romance/pig butchering scam. But if you dig a little deeper, it seems like it could be a harassment campaign targeting someone. The matrix server basically doxes someone's workplace, and the pictures of "Nicole" are screenshots from a webcam. At no point have I noticed any ask for sending funds.
29 0 ReplyThe mystery and weirdness of this is something to behold.
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I also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
2 0 ReplyThis identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
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Thank you OP--timing is superb
6 0 ReplyI’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss
3 0 ReplyNicole is so hot it's actually insane
5 0 ReplyI thought she was kind of mid charisma-wise, but I will say she’s well known
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Dude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.
2 0 ReplyThis is the first thing to make me chuckle out loud today. Completely on topic and unexpected. Thanks, Nicole.
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