Kagi is the real deal, but it costs money. You get what you pay for.

Hard to beat the parents if they’re fucking dead

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_VII#Citizen_Kang

Thank you for qualifying this. I bought one 6 years ago, back when he said he voted for Hillary and was a dick but not maliciously evil yet. I have the car and will never buy another from him. I never thought it would end up like this.

Those round up things are a scam. The business collecting the money takes a huge tax break, even if they do pass it on to the charity. Just donate to the charity and take the tax break for yourself.

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

I could see using it if I didn’t look like a lost ski slalom racer. Like Meta’s new glasses, but not chunky and stupid. Like, if it looked like a normal pair of glasses. Identifying people, objects, reviews by just looking at a thing, those sort of things would be handy.

Apple Vision Pro? Nah thanks.

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

Is there a way to get out of bed without using the wizard key?

Mmmm pass me more of that wine powder

Being a middle manager (and therefore biased), I view my role as the person who serves the team by:

• being a firewall from upper management
• giving the team the things they need to do their jobs
• removing the things in their way

This allows them to do their jobs as best they can. Could they get by without me? Probably. But they would have a worse time and not be able to work as effectively.

Joke’s on you, Safari.

Tits out for Shabani

The OP didn’t say they should get away with it, they’re just pointing out how idiotic teenage boys are. I think we can all agree that they deserve serious consequences for this, it’s vile. Do they deserve to have their lives ruined?

Beyond typical teenage stupidity, they learned this behavior from somewhere and that’s usually at home. So I think they don’t bear sole responsibility here. This happened as a result of their environment. The boneheaded teenager says the quiet part out loud to be edgy or whatever. The solution is to punish them, but also take a deeper look into the situation which allowed it in the first place.

Also, I can tell from that picture that the ringleaders # 1 and 3 are total dickwads.

That seriously has to be the worst product I have ever used. I don’t understand how it’s still around.

This belongs in a museum!!

NOT!!

Well now you don’t have to cook for a couple days. Also, my rule of thumb is that 50% of invitees ever show, and of those only 50% will participate fully (i.e. not leave early, show up really late, have already eaten, etc.). It’s good to have more stuff on hand in the freezer or pantry, in case that equation isn’t exact. Then, you can prep some quickly to meet demand.

I want this on a shirt!

He’s endearing himself to the base though.