207 1 ReplyThe fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.
Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?
4 1 ReplyAww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.
24 1 ReplyYou can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.
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Phew.
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The Alabama jokes write themselves
39 0 Reply54 1 ReplyGRAMMA WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS!!!
18 0 ReplyWhat the fediverse
26 1 ReplyThey certainly look like stereotypical alabamanians
45 2 ReplyAh, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.
Very cool
30 15 ReplyAre you lost?
10 6 ReplyKeep up the good fight
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What in the ass backwards Ricky Bobby done got here
18 0 ReplyRoll tide!
13 1 ReplyJudging by their mugshots, they were perpetuating a longstanding family tradition
10 2 ReplyGotta keep it in the family
4 0 ReplySeven generations of uninterrupted fetal alcohol syndrome.
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European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what
iswent wrong here? My brain shutdown.11 1 Reply- They're closely related
- They were having public sex
- They refused to stop
- It was during a funeral
- The funeral was for their shared grandmother
24 1 ReplyCousins are not supposed to reproduce.
Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.
20 1 Replyusually
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This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?
Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.
13 0 ReplyIs this sort of thing common in Europe?
10 0 ReplyI also live in Europe and where I live it's not common
8 0 ReplyOnly for royals the commoners have a bit more braincells
5 0 ReplyHave you not seen the past European royalty?
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Alabama has a famous stereotype of people there being very incestuous
6 0 ReplyIt's fake. Curiosity satiated.
2 0 Replyincest at your grandmas funeral
4 0 ReplyThey are cousins. States in the deep south, such as Alabama, are stereotyped as being very redneck and open to incest. And then stories like this pop up it fits every stereotype.
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Saving this thread so I can see all the alabummer roasts
GBO
12 2 ReplyGrams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.
7 1 ReplyDamn prudes never let people have fun!
6 1 ReplyBaseball, huh?
5 1 ReplyYeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
4 1 ReplyAverage Americans
2 6 Reply