There's a link in the post that is horrifying and yet somehow hilarious.

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I'm beating myself up for never doing this.
- That's one way to get bloody but please, it's not worth it
NPR was mentioning Naomi Watts got menopause at 36, just as she was hoping to start a family. So, I guess it can be BLOOD for only 25ish years instead.

Mostly wanna mention that though, apparently a ton of people don't know that can happen (myself included)
- Apparently menopause can strike a lot sooner in women who have twins (dizygotic). Guess you lose eggs twice as fast. Very sad if that happens before you have a chance to realize/build a family.
  
  How does that work, when we are born with more than a million eggs? It's not like you run out and that causes menopause.
I wonder if guys pretend it’s runny mayo.
- No, post nut clarity makes you realize you wasted a bunch of water when you could have done it before you went into the shower.
  
  Ngl doing it in the shower kinda sucks
What a coincidence, while gathering myself in the shower after after a bloody turf war against my rival gangsters, I pretend to be a woman having a period.
I started to read this to the tune of "that's amore"
Not specifically gangs, but yeah. I remember when I was younger I read a book about a girl who snuck into the army and did cool shit. Absolutely was going in the shower after successful, but dangerous espionage. Bonus points if I could do the whole performance of holding my side/arm while going in.

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