Brevity is the soul of wit.
141 10 ReplyThat's a different joke, now.
56 1 ReplyAlso removes the joke of the kid having more complex thoughts.
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But now it's not a sendup of the Watchmaker's Paradox.
23 0 Reply"your joke but worse"
24 5 ReplyThanks. It was indeed absurdly verbose. These clowns who downvote you suffer from 2 tinfoil ears.
8 2 ReplyMe? Me, specifically‽ He cared, it's so sweet ❤️
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Do cows not match their 4 billion year chain of evolution?
29 0 ReplyThey do! But the Christian argument is that Satan tied them into his plot to trick people as well.
28 0 ReplySatan's plan sounds awesome. They won't even tell me what God's plan is. Just that he has one. Does he have a plan? Or does he just have the concept of one? 🤔
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Not the cows humanity fiddled with.
10 0 ReplyThey promised they wouldn't say anything.
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"So what about the fossil record?"
"Dude. God put fossils in the ground to test our faith."
"No. I think God put YOU here to test MY faith."
29 0 ReplyRIP Bill Hicks
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I mean, have you read the tenets of Satanism? Pretty darn convincing. Call me a devil's advocate.
18 0 ReplyI think you first need to pass the Satanic bar exam to call yourself a devil’s advocate
10 0 ReplyThe difference when a cult grounds on logic and reasoning instead of on an ancient high-fantasy-book which makes no sense from beginning to end. But was probably a cool read some centuries ago. Still, admittedly, the greatest way to control the sheeples and keep them in line.
If I'd be forced at gunpoint to choose a religion, I'd pick them. Or buddhists.
7 0 ReplyBuddhists get a little murdery sometimes too.
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Hail Satan!
11 0 ReplyBetter music too
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9 0 Reply11 3 Replyneeds more jpeg
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Ave Satanas!
7 0 ReplyI might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?
6 0 ReplyJust look in a mirror.
9 1 ReplyYour nick is pure poetry. I stand here in admiration.
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