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This is brilliant.
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
And then poors the drink while holding the spread nut sack? Fucking talented fellow. A real catch.
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Ain't love beautiful
I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
That's nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian Traffic Cone
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I'm out
That's enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That's a bit much, I'll stick to the Rusty Trombone
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren't looking, and I don't have the patience to make another one. I'll post a picture if I find it.
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized"
I know what I'm doing my thesis on
That's actually properly awful.
Hey, I'll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍
Lemmy is full of the brightest armchair experts who know the correct path to change the world.
Lemmy is also this post and people commenting, “brilliant!”
you don't wanna hear about elephant shower
Now I do
Seconding the desire to know
Wouldn't this like... Hurt??
I assume you don't have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn't hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That's the thing's whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
:-(
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I'm not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
I mean, considering teabagging is already a thing, is this really that bad? Probably less gross than naval shots. Nobody has a clean naval for long, and clubbing is done at the end of the day, and involves dancing and sweating.
The straw's weird though. Just lap it up.
Drinking from a guys sweaty nuts? Thats def waaay geosser than navel shots
It's only grosser because of the sexual context, I think. Just straight bacteria, crud, detritus, et cetera, naval grosses me out way more.
All that said, I have gargled balls before (and enjoyed it), so probably not the most objective.
Then again, I've also done naval and body shots off bartenders, so... 🤷♂️
I dunno, honestly, I clean both daily and yet it's my navel that gets linty and full of chunks of dead skin far faster, can't imagine it's any less sweaty, either
Then again I shave my balls with a straight razor every day like a real man (this is actually the test to prove manhood, sorry anyone who doesn't, I didn't make the rules) so maybe I'm picturing less gross balls because of that
