I prefer the Phinneas
Hang the fuck on - there he is!
Is this a bin laden joke?
saddam hussein
You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!
Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you'd have to lay em out end to end. That's a great way to get pink eye.
Simple.
Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.
I'm real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you
That sounds like quitter talk to me
That would be correct if full meant half, good job!
We're all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.
Human singlepede
Put some balls on it so I can rotate it and give myself a niiiiiiice massage ifuknowhatimsayin’
It's even better than that. There's a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there's like 7 iirc.
2 nipples,2 tear ducts4 holes in the eye near the tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouthEdit: correct holes lol
I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.
21st century Vlad Dracula
So he was just practicing for his full-body-piercing masterpiece.
Vlad Tepes likes this.
It's a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples
More humane than what the US currently uses for the death penalty.
Nah, temple to temple will suffice
You really only need to drill down until you reach the esophagus
What about the 'Snoke'?
Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foosball player.
"So I said humans aren't bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that."
Not interested unless it includes 120mm armor piercing tungsten penetrator. Preferably NATO standard
Dark Souls wheel skeletons irl
I feel like the room to innovate in the piercing industry is limited.
Reminds me of this song
I'd prefer one that goes through both shoulders or sideways like this one:
There will still be someone out there that will try to one up this piercing.
I can see it now - bone gauges.
Think on your feet!
