Showerthoughts @lemmy.world Admiral Patrick @dubvee.org 21h ago

The thing they don't tell you about showing up to vote is that there often are sexy singles in your area.

Ok, so less a shower thought and more a "random observation while standing in line to vote" thought, but my mind is about equally checked out in both scenarios, so I'll count it.

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Getting hit on at the polls is a great way to make voting even more uncomfortable.

Best to stick to polite chit chat, and otherwise avoid bothering people when they're voting.
- Seems to me that if you're canny about your polite chitchat while standing in line, you could segue to "you wanna get a drink sometime?" after you both come out of the polling place.
  
  Which leads me to remind the ladies, just because he was all supportive of women's bodily autonomy in line, doesn't mean you can be sure how he actually voted in the booth!
  
  Which is why so many women hate talking to men they don't know: there's so often that request for a date after even the most innocuous small talk.
- Just think about it. It's a cordoned off space, you meet someone you're simpatico with... smash time!
- It's like trying to find an SO at a comic convention. Just enjoy the show and be happy you've found like-minded nerds.
This may be the most brilliant get-out-the-vote tactic I've ever seen.
- Nah, cause the hot girls won't care about republicans.
  
  Wait a second...
- Lol, thanks. Kinda wish I'd have thought of it sooner and made some kind of graphic based on those old ads.
So, uh, vote here often?
- "Every 2 years.....you?"
  
  You really know how to work the polls
Anything to get out to vote. Made me laugh. Good day for it.
Same reason I go to the dentist. Dental hygienists are hot as hell.

Edit:
- Mine never shut up. Why was my appointment booking an hour?
  
  That's part of it for me. I love listening to idle chatter while my teeth get worked over with implements. And nitrile on gums is better than a deep tissue massage.
  
  Any single dental hygienists near BGKY hmu please
- I thought the punchline was going to be "to get drilled".
  
  Punchline requires joke, lol
- Why is that?
  
  They like oral
  
  Personal preference. I guess I'm just into scrubs and latex in my mouth 🤷🏻‍♂️
Turn voting into speed dating
Just got back from voting and I was looking for an opportunity to mention how attractive the lady that checked me in was.
- was she checking you out, too?
  
  Sadly, no.
- Was she under 70?
  
  They were all ancient ladies with curly grandma-fro hairdos at ours
Get out of the shower, democracy needs you.
- Super Earth calls for our aid
- ........but wash your pitts first.
Clearly no moderation in showerthoughts.
- We can't keep everyone happy. I'll agree that this post gave me pause. I think it's better to error on the side of leaving things up.
  
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